Meaty Man Movies review MeatyManMovies by Rabbit

Initial review: 7/12/2006 - Updated on: 4/30/2008

Meaty Man Movies sounds like it should be packed full of meat, which on the one hand it is and on the other, not so much. There are definitely a few specimens of prime beef served up on the site. However, overall the portion of main content available is only decent enough to meet a full day's worth of required protein, but hardly so beefy that you won't be peckish for pecker shortly thereafter. The other problem with this hot meat supply is that it has had no updates in ages. There are fewer episodes not than there were the last time we visited the site.

Currently, there are no still pics, only vid caps. I consider them almost a complete waste of time since they're so blurry that it makes my eyes cross to look at them. For some reason, the screen captures are listed separately from the videos, despite all scenes being posted simultaneously and in the same order under both sections. I don't know if they wanted the MeatyManMovies homepage to look beefier but it just makes it a cheesier layout.

The 19 videos come in both mediocre Windows Media format and MPEGs with good-looking playback. Only a couple of movies have full-length versions, otherwise flicks come in sets of about a half-dozen clips. The action is cock-sucking, ass fucking hardcore, but none of it is exclusive. The scenes look slightly dated, as if they're from the nineties or even in some cases, possibly the late eighties.

All the extras and bonus sites involve heterosexual hardcore and solo chicks without any gay dick sucking or fucking. The medium-priced membership seems rather excessive since nothing is original and there have been no new updates what seems an eternity. Moreover, since they've removed all the gay-themed extras, most of you are only going to get off on the main content, which is ridiculously small at this point. Meaty Man Movies is a site that will leave you hungry for more with a tiny portion of main content and no appetizers, or desserts, you'll leave the table with rumbling down below.