Meaty Man Movies sounds like it should be packed full of meat, which on the one hand it is and on the other not so much. There are definitely a few specimens of prime beef served up on the site. However, the overall portion of content available is only decent enough to meet a full day's worth of required protein and hardly so beefy that you won't be peckish for pecker shortly thereafter.
The other problem with the hot-meat supply on MeatyManMovies is that it has had no new updates in ages. There are the same number of episodes now as there was the last time we visited the site and this trend continues with each visit.
The 16 videos come in both mediocre-quality Windows Media format and MPEGs featuring good-looking playback. The flicks come in sets of about a half-dozen clips. The action is standard cock-sucking, ass-fucking hardcore. The scenes look slightly dated, like they're from the 90s or possibly the late 80s in some cases.
Currently, there are no pics, only vid caps. I consider them almost a complete waste of time since they're so blurry they make my eyes cross to look at them. At least the screen captures are no longer listed separately from the videos, despite all scenes being posted simultaneously. I don't know if they wanted the homepage to look beefier at the time, but it made for a cheesier layout and it's good to see it gone.
All the extras and bonus sites involve heterosexual hardcore and solo chicks without any gay dick sucking or fucking. For those of you who dig it, some of these 15 sites include 2 Chicks 1 Prick, Perfect DP and She Likes It Black.
The reasonably priced membership seems rather excessive if you're here for the main collection. Moreover, since they've removed all the gay-themed extras, most of you are only going to get off on the main content, which is ridiculously small and not growing. Meaty Man Movies is a site that will leave you hungry for more and with a tiny portions and no appetizers or desserts, you'll leave the table with rumblings down below.
|Limited Trial $1.00/1 day, rebills at $32.97|
|Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 0||Pics per set: 0||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 16+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: No||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: All||Download Limits: No
Windows (400x300; 626k)
MPEG (352x240; 1150k)
Pros & Cons
-no recent updates
-straight bonus sites
03/29/2010- Stays at 52. -A.K.
03/27/2009- From 57 to 52: Amount of content decreased. -Rhino
04/30/2008- From 63 to 58: Quality adjusted current standard, no updates in ages, fewer videos. -Groundhog - Initial review: 7/12/2006