Hairy Euros

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A.K. Anderson 

By: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1179
Average Score: 66

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With the new monetary unit of the European Union being called the Euro, I thought that maybe Hairy Euros was a site dedicated to pictures of dollar bills with hair glued to them. Ok, I didn't really think that, but to be honest, that probably would have been more interesting then what I actually saw at HairyEuros.

HairyEuros makes three big statements on its sign in page: "No. 1 European hairy site", "100% all exclusive content" and "All the muff you want." Let's take a look at each one and see what you are actually getting.

100% all exclusive content: Wrong!! The content isn't even close to being exclusive, and in case you weren't sure, one needs only notice that the content comes from various video titles such as Bushy Beavers 4 and Muff Mania 8.

All the muff you want: At this point there are 11 video titles with a combined 39 scenes available. That number isn't bad, but it is definitely not the large number one would expect to see and it is surely not all the muff you or I want, not to mention the fact that I did see a few scenes with mostly shaved snatch.

No 1 European hairy site: I don't know how they rank these sites but I can't imagine this is the best hairy site from Europe. At this point, it should also be mentioned that the whole Euro aspect is also called into question as many of the scenes feature American men and women.

Also, the scenes aren't actually all that interesting. I did see some good hardcore episodes, but I also saw some videos that looked to be at least 5-10 years old with really amateur production value and average looking participants. The other thing that I haven't mentioned so far is the quality of the movies which are downloadable in both average quality Windows Media and good looking Mpeg formats (320x240, 500kbps, 352x240, 1116kbps respectively).

Hairy Euros is part of a network that includes 10 other sites in various categories such as: All Teen Action, All Squirting Chicks and Slutty Latina. The problem is that the quality of the other sites is about equal to that of Hairy Euros and they are charging almost 30 bucks a month for a membership. While the network might interest some, those looking for sexy muffs and hardcore bush should just move on to hairier pastures.

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