I have just returned from a vacation in the sun so I'm well aware of the tasty white meat that hides under tiny swimsuits where the sun doesn't shine. I feel like I was an official member of the Tanline Patrol. Back in the office on this gloomy, rainy Thursday, I can relive my sin in the sun with a site dedicated to stripping itty-bitty, teeny-weeny string bikinis off sluts then watching them frolic with girlfriends or fuck and suck boys. It certainly costs less than my ticket to the sunny land elsewhere but quality wise you get what you pay for I guess.

First problem is the fact that within the photo section there are at least a dozen videos mixed in. Some are labeled as such, others aren't but you figure it out only when you click on the chick's thumbnail. I'm never sure why a site even bothers with sections if they're not going to respect them. At any rate, there are about 50 regular-resolution professional looking sets of about 50 pictures each.

The TanlinePatrol movies end up then being in both the photo area and a category marked other videos. I count over 30 poor quality sets of clips in all with no full-length option. They stream or download in Windows Media format (352x240, 450kbps). Don't ask me how but the stats sound worse than the playback looks at least on the embedded streaming player, which is small but quite clear viewing.

Other content offered includes a live show link, 40 streaming feeds in various categories and 11 full-access bonus sites. Definitely, there is overlap between the sites on this network so you'll notice quite an amount of replication especially with Bikini Scam since it also has a swimwear theme.

They advertise exclusive content but from the above explanation, it's obvious they mean exclusive to the network while less than 20 percent is exclusive to Tanline Patrol. There is no way to signup for just one month initially, rather you select a 1 day trial that then renews to medium cost monthly fee. Be sure to read carefully since an additional, more expensive, membership to another site is automatically selected when signing up so you need to uncheck it.