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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
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I have just returned from a vacation in the sun, so I'm well aware of the tasty white meat that hides under tiny swimsuits where the sun doesn't shine. I feel like I was an official member of the Tanline Patrol.

Back in the office on this gloomy, rainy Thursday, I can relive my sin in the sun with a site dedicated to stripping itty-bitty, teeny-weeny string bikinis off chicks then watching them frolic with girlfriends or fuck and suck boys. TanlinePatrol certainly costs less than my ticket to the sunny land elsewhere, but quality wise you get what you pay for I guess.

The first problem with TanlinePatrol is the fact that within the photo section there are at least a dozen videos mixed in. Some are labeled as such, others aren't but you figure it out only when you click on the chick's thumbnail. I'm never sure why a site even bothers with sections if they're not going to respect them. At any rate, there are about 50 medium-resolutionsets of about 50 pictures each.

The movies end up then being in both the photo area and a category marked other videos. I count over 30 poor-quality sets of clips in all with no full-length option. They stream or download in Windows Media format.

Other content offered includes a live show link, 40 streaming feeds in various categories and 11 full-access bonus sites. Definitely, there is overlap between the sites on this network so you'll notice quite an amount of replication especially with Bikini Scam since it also has a swimwear theme.

They advertise exclusive content but from the above explanation, it's obvious they mean exclusive to the network while less than 20 percent is exclusive to Tanline Patrol. You'll find lots of hot chicks in and out of swimwear.

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