Straight Men Review

It's always surprising when a site with a great domain name is left to wither away, which is what's happened with Straight Men. It hasn't updated in years despite having what I would assume is a highly marketable name, although I suppose there might be a bit of confusion given that it features heterosexual men, but is clearly aimed at a homosexual audience. Still, it seems doubtful that would really stop it from being a success.

At any rate, before it stopped growing they managed to track down quite a collection of studs. And whether they're all 100% straight or not, they generally lend themselves to feeding into the kinds of fantasies a site like StraightMen would generate. I also think it's easier to buy into the whole straight-guy gimmick when some of the dudes are only willing to masturbate and you will get quite a few solo scenes here.

The whole hetero hype is harder to believe if the hunks are only too willing to suck dick and/or seem like real eager beavers when it comes to taking on the role of bottom boys. It's a bit more plausible to imagine that someone who's usually only attracted to women would allow another man to give him a handjob or blowjob. The premise doesn't even wear too thin if a really horny straight guy gets turned on so much that he can't resist playing the Top and sliding his pole deep inside a guy's tight asshole.

There's a decent amount of content here with 139 videos, but they can't be downloaded. Moreover, although they list "high" as one of the playback options, I would say that the footage looks average at best. In fact, a lot of them are even less impressive and really don't look good especially if you expand them to full screen. They come with blurry vid caps.

It's a real letdown that even though they've found some hunky heteros (like straight pornstar Johnny Castle) to spew their spunk in solo action or engage in some raunchy gay hardcore hookups, the quality just isn't high enough. And then, of course, there's the lack of updating and bonuses to contend with. I've got to be straight with you and tell you that Straight Men just isn't worth it in the end, despite its low monthly price.