Fleshlight Jack Review

He uses that male masturbator so much that his buddies all call him "Fleshlight Jack" behind his back. He also has hairy palms, so they sometimes call him "Wolfman Jack" instead and he's blind, too, so they taunt him with "No-eyed Jack" when they're being especially mean. Okay, "Jack" isn't real, but he serves as a cautionary tale, because this masturbation site may lead to too much jacking off.

Just kidding, because, of course, there's no such thing as too much masturbation and even if there were I'd be nuts to bite the hand (hairy palmed or not) that feeds me. More to the point, though, there are some issues here that will probably prevent anyone from ever getting too carried away by the masturbatory inspiration that FleshlightJack provides.

The problem isn't with the amount of content, because you'll find 148 videos, which is certainly decent enough. Nothing is dated, though, so I don't know how often they're updating. You may also be disappointed that there aren't any photos, but that's a minor thing in comparison to the fact that the playback is mostly below average.

The only exception are eight flicks marked "HD" that have good-quality stats and in some cases come in MP4s instead of the Flash files that most of the footage can be streamed in (there aren't any downloads here). Although they do look better than the other scenes, they're still far from impressive. They tend to be slightly blurry or even snowy, like an old-timey television set with bad reception.

It's a shame, because there are some nice dicks here. Now, don't take offense, because I'm not needlessly objectifying these men. Rather, most of the time, other than maybe being able to observe that a guy has a nice torso or great abs, I can't see more than a penis. Their faces are almost always completely hidden.

You also may have trouble seeing a money shot and I thought at first they were being edited out. However, I realized that in some cases the quality is so low that if the dude doesn't shoot far enough into the air to catch the light just right, you'll find it hard to make out that his load is oozing out of the end of his dick. Other times it's just not happening or, if it is, it's inside the sex toy.

One final thing I should mention is that sometimes a thumbnail for a video has nothing to do with the actual video. For example, there's one showing a super-hung twink pornstar using a black Fleshlight, but when you click it you'll see a jock's lower torso and he's using the Sukit Draftbeer Fleshlight.

In the end, this collection has some hot masturbating men on display, but Fleshlight Jack needs better-quality videos - and downloads - in order to merit a recommendation. Nevertheless, I suppose some fans may feel that the low-quality footage lends itself well to imagining that you're seeing real homemade jack-off vids.