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A.K. Anderson

By: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1422
Average Score: 64

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I was so sure I had this one pegged. What else could Little Brown Fucking Machines refer to other than hot, little, horny black babes? Obviously, I hadn't considered cute amateurs from Southeast Asia with their light cocoa skin. It was a term that American servicemen coined to describe the many lovely ladies eager to please encountered during the Vietnam War. I guess lust, not just love, is a battlefield.

LittleBrownFuckingMachines has a simple design that looks good enough and navigation isn't an issue. The headers at the top of the page jump to where on the homepage you'll find huge page dumps for pics and vids. Click on a page and you'll find five scenes that cover everything from solo softcore stripping to hardcore fucking to lesbian sex.

There are also sub-sections on the main page devoted to sex shows, but these vids and pics are already found in the main photo and video sections. There aren't many search functions, but you can filter the scenes by category as well as by the first letter of the model's name.

There are 715 videos and they can be streamed through embedded Windows Media, MP4 and Flash players. They can also be downloaded as Windows Media files. These flicks offer good-quality playback.

A common factor is the amateur feel of it all. These scenes are the exact opposite of professional. Camera flashes go off all the time, the director speaks to the actors as the film rolls and a lot of performers seem genuinely lost. It may seem strange, but these flaws actually work to the advantage of the videos. The fact that these gals and guys seem so innocent and are learning as they go is a treat to watch. It'll have all you amateur Asian enthusiasts wishing you could afford a trip to Bangkok right now.

There are 1,650 photo sets with high-res images that can be saved in Zip files. The photo spreads look more professional, even if the models are clearly amateurs. Some pics don't look as crisp as you might expect given their generous size. At any rate, there's no debate that some of these Asian hotties have some truly banging little bodies. They all tend to be slim, but often have some nice tits that look like the perfect size to fill your hands.

There's new content being added to the website each week, so it continues to grow and improve. Little Brown Fucking Machines is definitely worth joining if you like Southeast Asian cuties.

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Latest Comments

  • Comment by: BC

    Score: N/A Date: 02/03/2013

    I JOINED THIS SITE 2 DAYS AGO AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET IT TO
    OPEN,,,I TRIED EVERYTHING!!DON'T WAISTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY
    LIKE I DID,,,THERE IS PLENTY OF "FREE" STUFF TO LOOK AT!!!
    Reply from RabbitsReviews (Date:02/04/2013): Thanks for the comment, BC. You didn't leave your email, we would've contacted you to try to solve your issue. Try visiting the site with another browser, or clear your cache/cookies and visit the site again.

    I just checked the site with our login and accessed the members' area with no problem. Get in touch by one of the methods above and we'll do what we can to help.

  • Comment by: alainek

    Score: 20% Date: 08/08/2011

    It is a rip off the site is all about masturbation and dildos the price tag is too expensive for what it is worth. Do not bother to subscribe to that site most of the videos are poor qualities it is a total waste

  • Comment by: ANGEL

    Score: 50% Date: 08/26/2009

    I've been checking today and PRICE IS 40$!!!!
    Not a bit price, but VERY EXPENSIVE