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Initial review: 4/7/2006 - Updated on: 10/10/2009

I was so sure I had this one pegged. What else could Little Brown Fucking Machines refer to other than hot, little, horny black babes? Obviously, I hadn't considered cute amateurs from Southeast Asia with their light cocoa skin. It was a term that American servicemen coined to describe the many lovely ladies eager to please encountered during the Vietnam War. I guess lust, not just love, is a battlefield.

LittleBrownFuckingMachines looks good and provides members with a nice interface, big pictures, info and simple navigation. The amount of content is also quite impressive and covers everything from solo softcore stripping to hardcore fucking to lesbian action. However, although there is a separate section for videos, it only covers some of them. Others are found by clicking through the first 136 pages of updates.

I managed to find over 430 videos by spending an abnormally long time checking page after page. The easy part was counting the 241 great-quality flicks in the DVD-quality area. The tricky part was finding the 196 others that are poor to average in quality. I wouldn't have wanted to miss either, though, because these cute amateur babes aim to please in all their shoots - and succeed.

A common factor is the amateur feel of it all. These scenes are the exact opposite of professional. Camera flashes go off all the time, the director speaks to the actors as the film rolls and a lot of performers seem genuinely lost. It may seem strange, but these flaws actually work to the advantage of the videos. The fact that these gals and guys seem so innocent and are learning as they go is a treat to watch. It'll have all you amateur Asian enthusiasts wishing you could afford a trip to Bangkok right now.

There are 827 photo sets with high-res images, but no Zip files. The photo spreads look more professional, even if the models are clearly amateurs. Some pics don't look as crisp as you might expect given their generous size. At any rate, there's no debate that some of these Asian hotties have some truly banging little bods. They all tend to be slim, but often have some nice tits that look like the perfect size to fill your hands.

Updates are weekly and contain a mix of videos and pics. As an extra, a link goes to something labeled "club XXX and pussy shows" that are recorded live shows in vids and photos. Little Brown Fucking Machines is definitely worth joining, even if over 40 percent of its vids aren't great in quality.


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Main Category: Asian Porn
pros-mostly nonexclusive content
-some poor-quality videos
-no zipped photo sets
cons-some great-quality videos
-high-res photo sets
-model info/bios
A.K. Anderson's ProfileReviewed by: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1735
Average Score: 72

Price

$29.95/30 days
$59.95/90 days
Cross Sales: No

Content

Pic sets: 827+ (Pics per set: 145) Zip sets: NO - High Res Pics: YES
Number of movies: 437+ (average length: 20 mins)
Full length videos: NO - DRM protection: NO - Streaming: NO
Download Limits: NO - Condoms: None
Video Formats:
Windows (1280x720; 1524k)
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Support

Independent Biller(s):CCbill, Epoch
Customer Service: chris.lbfm@gmail.com

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User Rating: 42/100 (total: 2 votes and 2 comments)
  • Comments by: ANGEL- Score: 50/100 - Date: 08/26/2009
    I've been checking today and PRICE IS 40$!!!! Not a bit price, but VERY EXPENSIVE
  • Comments by: newone- Score: 35/100 - Date: 03/01/2007
    Content good for a specific interest Download limit of 1 GB will turn your 30 days account to a 15 day account if do so.
10/10/2009- From 73 to 75: More content. -Will
7/15/2008- From 79 to 73: Quality/price improved but some content isn't unique. -Sloth