Initial review: 4/7/2006 - Updated on: 7/15/2008

I was so sure I had this one pegged. What else could Little Brown Fucking Machines be referring to other than hot little horny black bitches? Obviously I hadn't considered cute amateurs from Southeast Asia. It was a term that American servicemen coined to describe the thousands of amateur hookers that they encountered during the Vietnam War. With that cleared up, let's head in for our review.

LittleBrownFuckingMachines is a pretty decent site with a few problems. It looks good and provides members with a nice interface, big pictures, info and simple navigation. The amount of content available is also quite impressive and covers everything from solo softcore stripping to hardcore fucking and lesbian action.

By the looks of things, there seems to be a lot of cute amateur babes in Southeast Asia hoping to make some quick cash and about 637 of them are featured on this site alone. Because many of the chicks have multiple sets of pictures and even videos, exact numbers are hard to pin down. With that being said, there are at least 1,274 photo sets and 247 videos. The pictures are high-res and gorgeous while the videos vary in quality somewhat. A good number of the vids look great, but others are just average-looking. They're all downloadable in Windows Media format.

What all the content has in common is the amateur nature of it all. These scenes are the exact opposite of professional. For example, there are camera flashes going off all the time, the director communicates with the actors as the camera rolls and a lot of performers seem genuinely lost. It may seem strange, but these flaws actually work to the advantage of the videos. The fact that these gals and guys seem so innocent and seem to be learning as they go is a treat to watch. It'll have all you amateur Asian enthusiasts wishing you could afford a trip to Bangkok right now.

Because everything is so amateur and the price tag is slightly pricy, Little Brown Fucking Machines will not appeal to everyone. However, it does fill a specific niche and it does it very well. The amount of content available is great and the higher quality vids really help to make up for the other lower quality movies.