Cazzo Review

I think my first digital watch was a Cazzo. Oh wait, I'm confused. It was a Casio. Sorry, but I couldn't resist the A.K. Anderson-style opening. After all, he's not just my colleague and a fellow reviewer, he's also my hero! And speaking of heroes, each of the guys on this site has saved me from a fate worse than death: boring gay porn. They bring homosexy back!

I'm not going to lie. When you see as much gay porn as I do, as one of my former fellow reviewers used to say (ad nauseam in fact), to denote anything of mediocre merit, meh. As much as I can appreciate the beauty of youth, too many twinks becomes tedious rather than titillating. Here, whether smooth-skinned jocks or hairy musclemen, you're seeing manly men, not mere boys.

You're getting a good taste of ethnic and interracial sex, with hung black studs and a good many hunks of Arab descent. You'll also see lots of baldheaded hotties they like to call "skinheads" who seem a lot more open-minded sexually than your typical white supremacist skinhead. Granted, rough sex bordering on violent is often the order of the day, so they could be working through some issues.

Monster cocks are also a mainstay of this collection, so some of the 267 videos simply show a hung dude stroking his massive dick. Still, more often than not you will see those sizable schlongs, so long and thick, getting serviced in a variety of locations, including, but not limited to, gyms, hospital examination rooms, military barracks, leather dungeons, factory warehouses and outdoors.

There are threesomes , quite a few all-male gangbangs, sling sex, caged hunks, fisting and pissing, a kinky session or two involving electro play and a scrotum pumping. Jockstrap sniffing, white athletic socks, sneakers and feet are a smelly part of some scenes. If you're in the mood for formal fornication, you'll see businessmen in suits and ties getting it on.

All of that probably sounds pretty good to you, so you're thinking, "Sign me up!" Well, I need to explain that although there is a monthly recurring plan with unlimited streaming access, it is overpriced. Your more appealing VOD options include streams that look good and you can spend more "tickets" (their name for tokens) for good-quality downloads.

When push comes to shove (a somewhat appropriate expression, although here push normally cums to shoving it in) Cazzo is a competitively priced gay VOD site. Granted, even though it might be cheaper to stream various flicks on the 24-hour rental basis they offer, I'm sure you'll want splurge for the higher-quality download versions in some cases. I know I would.