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April Scott

By: April Scott
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Average Score: 63

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A.K Anderson is a big fan of port-manteaus. You know, when you take two words and put 'em together to form a new word, like brunch (breakfast and lunch) or smog (smoke and fog). So I bet he would have made the wittiest joke you've ever heard with Cumrotic. I, however, can never hope to be as silver-tongued as my coworker, so I'll once again just have to bow to the master and get on with my review.

Yes, the sitename sticks two words together and the content has a lot of sticking too, but it sticks to sticking huge rods into tight female holes. All three of a woman's openings are used and the cum is soon flying, but it doesn't always land on their faces. Some dolls open wide and their tongues pop out all splayed and ready to be sprayed down, but some dudes unload on boobs and butts for a little variety.

Navigation is a breeze and you'll find all 34 movies with no problem. There aren't any photos in the main collection, but there are bonus fetish galleries, which are clearly marked. Those focus more on smoking, latex and flexible chicks, so there isn't a focus on cumshots. The videos provide great-quality footage when downloaded and you can stream them as well.

I would like to point out that the only way you can find something specific is by looking at the one screenshot for each flick. I know there are ebony dolls, foursomes and some DPs, but it would have been cool if they provided keyword tags or a filter of some kind so those could be more easily located. You can sort the flicks by date and top rated, though. You can also rate them.

There's quite the range of babes, from creamy-skinned redheads to black foxes and Asian sweeties. I saw one chick who was sporting some bush too. I didn't recognize many of the honeys, but I did spy Alexis Texas in one scene and if you know her, you'll be interested to know that the end of her scene involves spunk being splashed all over her amazing ass. Aletta Ocean is the star of another scene.

The hardcore doesn't take too long to get underway and usually starts after you get a good look at the girl's goods. She shows off her bod, usually gets going a bit on her own and the dick makes it way into the flick. There's a particularly tasty video with two chicks and one cock. One blonde gets DP'd by her strapon-wearing gal pal and the dude gets to slide his thick black dong in her back door.

If you look at the update score, you'll think that updates are almost daily, but that's actually not the case. They added all but one of the films on one day in early July and then added the last one a few days ago. So I'm not really sure what kind of schedule they're on, but I'm hoping for weekly at the very least.

Since this site is relatively small, you'll be pleased to know that you get bonus sites. There's actually a lot of variety, with MILFs, nylons, public sex, teens, Latinas and more. There are also many fetish sites. Some of the higher scoring ones include Amateur 18, Porn On Stage and Her First Kisses.

If you're a cumshot fan then you'll likely get off on the material here. I can't say the collection is reinventing the wheel since you can find this stuff on pretty much any hardcore porn site, but I can get behind the great quality and the load of bonuses.

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