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Adam Strong 

By: Adam Strong
Number of Reviews: 358
Average Score: 64

Ornithology is the study of birds – like swallows. However, Swallow Guide isn't the go-to bird-watching instructional manual for all those who are "orni." Instead, it's for folks like you and me who get horny while watching sexy birds (meaning hot babes) swallow cum!

OK, so actually, SwallowGuide isn't a guidebook at all. Although if there are any ladies out there looking for advice on how to get a guy to cum in their mouth, then mimicking what goes on in these scenes would be a good place to start. Almost all the content is exclusive and shows a hot babe stripping down and treating a guy to what looks like quite the amazing handjob and blowjob combo.

The action ends like most porn scenes – with a cumshot. However, almost all of them then show the babe swallowing all the jizz that lands in her mouth and scooping up whatever she missed and gulping that down as well. Not all the content is exclusive, so I'm betting the few non-swallowing scenes count among those that aren't. All the ones watermarked with the sitename that I watched showed the cum gulping you're looking for. Also, some of the nonexclusive scenes feature fun with sex toys and a handful show gangbangs.

The design keeps things simple, but the navigation is a bit clunky. This is partly because you don't need to be a member to surf the site so much as to check out all the content. Instead of joining, you also have the option to pay per scene. This is why a lot of the sorting options are kind of useless when you sign up – sorting by most or least expensive gets you the same results when you don't have to pay each time.

A bigger problem is that all the content is in one section, despite how not all the videos come with photo sets and some updates offer nothing but pics. To make matters worse, some of the scenes still don't have links that take you to where members can access the content and some take you to pages where the video hasn't been uploaded yet. So despite the amount the site lists you actually get 63 videos and 51 photo sets. Also, a few of the pic sets just contain vid caps.

Another problem I have is that pretty much every video can only be streamed. I literally only found one scene that offered a download alternative and it wasn't exclusive to the site. The good news is that none of the vids look that bad. There's an HD toggle on the streaming player and the only time things look mediocre is when you turn it off. As for the pics, you can only save them one at a time, which is a shame because these are huge high-res images.

Each scene gives you the day and month it was added, but not the year. However, after finding out that the producers plan on only providing exclusive content for future updates, I'm willing to give them benefit of the doubt and assume that the most recent updates are from this month and not years past. Doing that gets us six new scenes within the last 30 days.

There aren't any extras and the overall experience is a bit more negative than I'd like, but if you love blowjobs, cumshots and jizz swallowing, then this is a site worth checking out. However, if you normally avoid streaming-only sites, then this wouldn't be the one you'd make an exception for.

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