Kristen Bjorn Mobile

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Will Peters 

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1380
Average Score: 65

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Did he choose the name because tennis players love fuzzy balls? No, it turns out that it was Falcon Studios that christened him with a stage name, inspired by his resemblance to tennis-star-turned-underwear-entrepreneur Björn Borg. I have to say that I "love" the scenes that Kristen "serves" up across the "net" as a director on Kristen Bjorn Mobile.

I mean when you hear the intensely masculine sounds of male-on-male pleasuring, like guttural grunting, baritone groaning and manly moaning, it will seem like a seductive symphony rather than a noisy "racket" is assaulting your ears. In fact in no time flat, it will be game, set, match, leaving your penis deflated, but not defeated. I'm going to forfeit now, because I've run out of tennis metaphors.

Suffice to say, you will like what you see here, if you're not already familiar with the work of the man behind KristenBjornMobile's content. He selects some of the finest models from around the world, including gay, straight and bi guys. Generally he seems to like lean jocks and beefy bodybuilders. Still, you'll find the occasional twink here and there.

Though some of the 1,658 videos are solo casting shoots, interviews or behind-the-scenes footage, most of the time the average-looking playback gives you hardcore gay sex, including lots of group action. Usually condoms are used, but there is a section with real-life couples making love and those are sometimes bareback. There aren't any photos.

The interface has some features to help you find what you want. You've got a basic search that might not be quite as useful as an advanced one, but is still better than none. You can browse by category and there are keyword tags on all the scenes. You can also browse various sections, like "casting couch" and "makin' it," or filter by DVD.

Unfortunately, although you will see some numbered page links across the bottom, you really can only move ahead or back by a page or two at a time. You can't even skip right to the end or back to the start again, which doesn't make for ideal navigation. You also can't save your favorites.

Nothing is dated, but judging by how much content I found now compared to what was found on the desktop version of Kristen Bjorn (included with your membership) about two months ago, they are adding content rather frequently or at least in generous batches each time. In the end, Kristen Bjorn Mobile could do with better-looking streams, but still seems worth joining.

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