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By: April Scott
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The girls on My Cum Eating Instructions encourage you to look longingly at their scantily-clad (and sometimes topless or fully nude) hot bodies and jerk your cock to them, but you should know that they also expect you to lick up your spunk after you blow your wad. One of my ex-lovers used to say, "Once that leaves my dick, I don't want it back." He wouldn't do well with this site, I don't think.

The whole point behind this collection is that you're being humiliated by being made to eat your own cum. All the flicks are shot in the POV style, so the camera is you. The dominant hotties sometimes strip, caress themselves and talk dirty to you and you're soon jizzing all over yourself. Then it's open wide and down the hatch! They want you to slurp up every last drippity-drop, too.

The site looks fine and navigation is easy, but you should be aware that clicking on the "home" button after having viewed a movie will take you to the My Jerk Off Girls network page, which offers all the episodes from the three network sites. To filter out just the cum-eating, you'll have to click "sites" and pick this one.

Those other two sites, namely My Jerk Off Girls and My Handjob Girls, offer more rubbing and tugging and you get to access them as a bonus. Updates for MyCumEatingInstructions are pretty frequent, about 10 times a month, but with that duo of bonus sites, you're looking at about two new episodes every day.

All that aside, you can pretend you're sampling your own seed in 29 videos. The site advertises HD videos and some are available in high-def, but most provide good-quality footage. I even found a few with poorer bit rates. All the movies come with vid caps and you can rate the scenes, post comments and save them to a favorites area. There's also a 3GP format, but I couldn't get it to download.

There's really a good mix of babes to get you off here. There are scenes with two cute chicks, but most star just one woman. Some will get naked and really get you going with their dirty talk and others berate you for being pervy and make you feel like a naughty voyeur.

Apart from those network sites, which mostly focus on Femdom, you can also peruse a collection of over 2,300 hardcore DVDs in several niches. These will give you a burst of raw sex if you need a break from all the domination. My Cum Eating Instructions has tasty material, but you should let the site grow before you invest.

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