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Updated on: 01/19/2015

Chris Parker 

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1113
Average Score: 64

Since we last visited MyCumEatingInstructions...

  • The website has grown by 10 movies, but they haven't posted anything new since November 2014.
  • A new site was added to the network.

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The girls on My Cum Eating Instructions encourage you to look longingly at their scantily clad (and sometimes topless or fully nude) hot bodies and then jerk your cock to them, but you should know that they also expect you to lick up your spunk after you blow your wad. One of my ex-lovers used to say, "Once that leaves my dick, I don't want it back." He wouldn't do well with this site, I don't think.

The whole point behind this collection is that you're being humiliated by being made to eat your own cum. All the flicks are shot POV style, so the camera is you. The dominant hotties sometimes strip and caress themselves, but they always talk dirty! Soon you're jizzing all over yourself and they expect you to slurp up every last drippity-drop.

The site looks good and navigation is easy, but clicking on the "home" button after viewing a movie will take you to a network page that offers all the scenes from its four websites. To filter out just the cum-eating, you'll have to click "sites" and pick this one. The other three are My Jerk Off Girls, My Handjob Girls and My Panty Girls. They offer more self-rubbing and tugging and you get to access them as a bonus.

You can pretend you're sampling your own seed in 39 videos. The site advertises HD and some are available in high-def, but most provide good-quality footage. I even found a few with poorer bit rates. All the movies come with vid caps and you can rate them, post comments and save them to a favorites area. There's also a 3GP format, but I couldn't get it to download. Also, they were once updating pretty frequently, but it's been more than a month since they gave us anything new.

There's a really good mix of babes to get you off here. There are scenes with two cute chicks, but most star just one gal. Some will get naked and really get you going with their dirty talk and others will berate you for being a perv and make you feel like a naughty voyeur.

Apart from those network sites, which mostly focus on Femdom, you can also peruse a huge collection of hardcore DVDs in several niches. They will give you a burst of raw sex if you need a break from all the domination. My Cum Eating Instructions has tasty material, but it will only keep you entertained for a short time.

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