If you're tired of the gym-honed perfection of impeccably manscaped gay pornstars and long for the everyday appeal of amateur males whether they be gay, straight or bi then Joe Schmoe Videos is an ideal destination. After all, it's packed with regular guys who might not have what it takes to make it as fitness models or pornstars, but will still make you hot to trot with what they've got.
In real life, I might never work up the courage to start cruising some brooding bad ass who looks as if he might give me a bruising rather than choosing to graciously accept my offer of a blowjob. Luckily, such risky seductions always succeed at some level on JoeSchmoeVideos, which gives you scenes of solo and mutual masturbation, handjobs and/or blowjobs and some anal sex (often bareback).
In some of the 248 videos, there is a guy they refer to as "Joe" who is a chubby middle-aged white man, but not every scene bothers with that setup even if they're all similar when it comes the amateur camerawork that sometimes involves shaky POV shots. I'm not sure if they're simply shot in different rooms of Joe's house or if he shoots in other people's houses sometimes, but the lighting can be rather makeshift, making it overly lit or somewhat dim.
At least the footage is relatively consistent. The vids are mostly good in quality, with some coming in Full HD. For each scene, you have a few MP4 options to stream and download in addition to more than one downloadable Windows Media file. They only come with blurry vid caps, though.
At any rate, any quality issues merely confirm the true amateur nature of what you're seeing. That, along with some of the dudes being nervous, although no one seems to have any performance issues even if they're doing gay-for-pay. I guess Joe knows how to put them at ease by letting them smoke, drink a bit and watch straight porn in the background.
You get 38 bonus videos and at least some of them seem to fit well with the theme here as they all purport to show amateurs who often are straight and are getting naked to jack off for the first time on camera. However, with updates coming as often as 13 times a month, you might not even find the time to bother with bonuses. In the end, Joe Schmoe Videos is worth your time and money.
|By: Will Peters|
|Number of Reviews: 1523|
|Average Score: 64.2|
|Limited Trial $1.95/3 days, rebills at $24.95|
|Limited Trial $4.95/7 days, rebills at $24.95|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: N/A||Pics per set: N/A||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 248+||HD Porn: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 40 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1920k)
MP4 (640x360; 1947k; streaming)
MP4 (1920x1080; 7297k)
Windows (640x480; 3024k)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-some Full HD videos
-only vid caps
-pre-checked cross sale
- Initial review: 1/29/2014