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Will Peters 

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1384
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This site is not only cool, but it's totally tubular and groovy. Back in the day they might have even said that it was the "bee's knees" or used the turn of phrase "It takes the cake!" If you're wondering why I've taken you on a brief linguistic trip back through time, it's because I'm reviewing Vintage Cuties, which has over a century's worth of porn.

Compiling more than 100 years of naked ladies getting off, having lesbian encounters and randy romps with horny guys and even appearing in good old-fashioned orgies may seem like a tall order. You may wonder if such smut was made that far back. Rest assured that VintageCuties proves that naughty pics and flicks have existed every step of the way in the evolution of picture and movie cameras.

Granted I read once that archeologists found X-rated mosaics while uncovering the ancient City of Pompeii, so dirty art has been around even before the advent of photography and film. Still, it's quite a trip to realize that some of the 1,325 videos are from the silent-film era and that they're actually good in quality.

That's not to say that all the footage here looks exactly the same on your screen, because, of course, the vids can have similar stats, but still be affected by the state of their source material. You'll see some graininess along with the occasional white spot where the film has worn away or even see a hair flash by, giving you that authentic feeling of watching old stag and X-rated theatre flicks.

The same goes for the 3,977 photo sets, because you'll see lots of content that is scanned from old magazines or even postcards. The difference is that while the flicks were quite consistent in quality, the photos are all over the place. You will find some high-res ones, but that doesn't seem to be the case for the majority.

The organization of the content is decent enough in that they divide it by various time periods along with some special categories, like playing cards for the photos and retro stars for the videos. There's no advanced search engine and you can't rate the content or leave comments, but you can save your favorites.

New vids are added here every few days and new photos pretty much get posted on a daily basis. Overall, Vintage Cuties proves well worth your money. Plus, you get several bonus sites, although some of them overlap their content. Still, you can expect a massive amount of vids from Homemade Junk, which focuses on amateur action that looks to be user-submitted.

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