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Updated on: 05/23/2016

Satine Von Stratten  

By: Satine Von Stratten
Number of Reviews: 11
Average Score: 54

Since we last visited HeyLittleDick...

  • The counts for the photos and videos have decreased even though the site continues to update.
  • All the videos are available as MP4s now.
  • They've added two more bonus sites as part of the membership.

Full Review

One thing that no guy wants to be addressed by is "Hey Little Dick!" Luckily, I've never had to tell a guy that, but the guys on this site have it good if it turns out that that's all they have to deal with. Using the word "little" is being generous for some of them and the humiliation factor is really high here.

One thing I like about HeyLittleDick is the variety. It's not just women laughing at tiny cocks. Some babes also kick and stomp on those tiny wangs as punishment for being so microscopic. Other chicks are actually nice and do their best to give handjobs and blowjobs (in between giggles, but you'll appreciate their effort to keep a straight face). There are also many women who say to heck with small dicks and make cuckolds of their men by fucking hung studs in front of them. There's CFNM and gangbangs, too.

There are no separate sections for the videos and photos. Some videos that feature the model talking about how small the dick is don't come pictures, but they do come with vid caps. The photos are all downloadable in Zip folders and every image is clear, but low-res. The movies are much more impressive. Every video can be streamed through an embedded Flash player and saved in MP4 files (looks like they removed the WMVs).

At the moment you'll find 135 movies and 112 photo sets, but the counts have decreased since our last review (14 less photo sets and two fewer videos) even though the site is still updating. Perhaps content was removed at one point, but there's no way to know for sure. The quality of the videos depends on how old it is, but most of the movies are HD.

A header at the top of the page takes you to a model index, which is good for getting some tidbits on each babe and also finding out which scenes she appears in. Most of the girls are British, but you'll find a different accent every now and then. All of the chicks are smoking hot, though! I was really smitten with Chessie King. And I got a real kick out of the cartoon penis that pops up before the scenes start. He gets sad when the girls laugh at him and then runs away, with the girls trailing after him.

The content is dated in the members' area and the site is updating two to three times a month. Checking out Pure CFNM, Lady Voyeur, Amateur CFNM and Girls Abuse Guys, your bonus sites, will help pass the time while you wait for more content to arrive. If your favorite brand of Femdom porn involves guys being humiliated for having small dicks, then this is the site for you. The action is great, the quality is high, the cocks are puny and the babes are hot.

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