Sometimes in porn you'll see a girl gingerly hold a penis between her fingers with her pinky in the air, like she's taking high tea at the Queen of England's garden party, sucking on the tip so delicately as to not mess up her lipstick. That's not the kind of lady who makes it onto Crazy Mouth Meat, though. She'd get the vapors and faint after seeing how these babes take poles in their pieholes!
We've all uttered the popular saying, "The more the merrier," but that playful turn of phrase takes on a whole new meaning when a chick is on her knees surrounded by multiple dicks. I mean seeing a gal taking on two cocks at a time is one thing, but witnessing her mouth getting gangbanged, as is the case in a good number of scenes on CrazyMouthMeat, leaves you imagining how sore her jaw must be afterward.
You'll also see a guy's dick sucked off by multiple chicks as well as some oral orgies. Some of the scenes include a mystery cocksucker with a paper bag over her head, an unknown dick-sucking chick crouching behind a cardboard gloryhole out along a desert highway and a girl's lips wrapping around a man's foot.
You'll find 157 videos, but it's a bit annoying that you normally have to go a couple of clicks past the initial thumbnail to find its Windows Media clips, which can be streamed and downloaded. This is because some vids are split into two or more parts and then further divided into clips. It also means that although updates are weekly, because it's only a clip added each time, it can take while for an entire movie to be available. You'll maybe only get one a month.
I should also mention that there aren't any photos, but that's not really much of a deal-breaker. It's much more disappointing for me that although some of the footage is good in quality, you can expect mostly average-quality playback and in the case of the older flicks they're even a bit below that.
You get 14 bonus sites and some of them, like Flexi Fetish Girls and Flexi Angels, focus on contortionists. They add some value to your membership, but only a few appear to involve any kind of oral action. You can also choose a larger bonus site package when you join. In the end, Crazy Mouth Meat is too average in quality for my taste.
|By: Will Peters|
|Number of Reviews: 1522|
|Average Score: 64.6|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: N/A||Pics per set: N/A||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 157+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 15 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1368k)
Windows (640x480; 1500k)
Windows (640x480; 1500k; streaming)
Pros & Cons
-some full-length downloads
-mostly average-quality videos
-mostly nonexclusive content
-streams must load before skipping
- Initial review: 4/24/2013