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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
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Man, oh man, when you're faced with a site called Horny Birds Mobile, you'll feel compelled to make so many references to the mobile app "Angry Birds." I'll try to spare you those and simply explain what this reality porn collection is all about. Women get carried away when male strippers come to entertain them and their friends.

I actually saw a documentary about men working as exotic dancers that said that women could get rather wild at some of their shows. I'm not fully convinced that they go as nuts as on HornyBirdsMobile, although they do claim on the non-mobile version, Horny Birds (included with your membership) that ladies can earn up to $20,000 for their home movies.

I have to say though that the 16 videos don't really appear to be homemade flicks. I'm not really complaining, because their MP4s give you great-looking playback. You will also find photos, but the nine photo sets also contain lots of vid caps mixed in.

Now, when I suggested that the girls here get carried away, I wasn't exaggerating. Don't get me wrong - chicks manhandling dudes isn't shocking even if it entails cupping balls, grabbing asses and pulling dicks. However, when they not only give handjobs, but also go down for blowjobs and even ride stripper cocks, it's a bit more shocking.

As my colleague Adam pointed out when he checked out the standard site, you'll see all kinds of women, including chubby and older ones. However, when it comes to the actual sex you'll see babes who could probably pass more for pornstars than your typical next-door neighbor. Nothing is dated, but it looks like you get a new video once every other month.

You can access 40 other Reality Kings Mobile sites, like 40 Inch Plus Mobile, VIP Crew Mobile and Street Blowjobs Mobile. These bonuses definitely add some value to your membership, but, for now, Horny Birds Mobile seems a bit too small to be worthwhile. I also don't like that you can only move through the content by a single page at a time, although it's only a minor issue given the site's current size.

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