They Are Naked Review

Not all the babes on They Are Naked get fully nude in their scenes, but many do. Much of the action takes place in clubs or at gatherings and sometimes the nakedness happens after all the partying is done for the night, like in the case of one scene where two curvy black girls and a Caucasian chick strip off their skintight party dresses after a night of dancing.

You'll definitely see a few chicks with beer cans in their hands, but some of these ladies appear to be sober. I mean, they aren't slurring or falling over and they're cumming if they masturbate (something I can rarely do when I have one too many). They like to kiss each other, masturbate out in the open and flash the camera. There is no hardcore porn, though.

Just because no one is getting fucked in the 44 movies (no photos) doesn't make the material boring. If you're someone who likes to people-watch at clubs and get really turned on when the women get wild and loose, then you'll like what's here. The flicks stream in a pretty large, embedded JW Player and you can also save them in mostly HD MP4s.

The flicks don't have much of a plot. The scenes open with a girl or girls dancing or just chatting at a party and then things kind of progress from there. Sometimes the cameraman is talking to the babes and the first scene I watched had a camerawoman making chitchat with a hottie in a string bikini and watching her spread her body with sunscreen.

There aren't any dates on the content, but we know they're not updating because nothing has changed since we initially reviewed the site in January 2013. There are over 50 Wank Pass bonus sites to access when you join, though, so you won't be left waiting with your hands down your pants. The other sites include Girls Only Party, Party Females, Teens In HD, MILF Craving and Fucked Rookies.

You actually land on the network's homepage when you first sign in and you can just pick whatever site you want. There are also tranny and gay ones. There's a live cam link, but you'll have to pay more to get the good stuff.

Since it looks like They Are Naked has no intention of improving, it doesn't have enough going for it to warrant signing up. The bonuses add value, though.