I come from an extremely conservative family, so whenever I go home, the return to puritanical values is a bit of a culture shock. I've always been the black sheep, but they still heap on the guilt when they think I'm doing something sinful. That's why a site like Soapy Massage Mobile comes in handy. There's soap and water, but getting clean has never been so dirty. We're talking hardcore handjobs, blowjobs and sex!
I quit smoking a couple of years ago, but after perusing SoapyMassageMobile, I might pretend to have started up again so I have an excuse to sneak out to the garage for some alone time. Granted, at this chilly time of year, although beautiful chicks rubbing boobs and other body parts all over men's slick dicks is certainly hot enough, my rod might be too frigid to get rigid. It's probably more apropos to jerk-off when taking my bath.
I'll just need to keep in mind that, like this site shows us, things get slippery when wet! I wouldn't want to drop my smartphone in the tub by accident. That would probably make it rather hard for me to watch any of the 242 videos and they look great on a mobile device, so I'm sure to be inspired to do some serious stroking.
It's too bad that there aren't any photos, but you can tell what's going to happen in each scene by looking at the thumbnails or simply reading their titles. The scenes have keyword tags that prove quite useful. The same keywords also serve as the basis for the categories that you can browse, like Asian, handjob, blowjob, 69 and anal.
There are also tags for the female performers, including pornstars Amber Rayne and Charley Chase. Unfortunately, there isn't a model index, but that's hardly a deal-breaker. The lack of an advanced search and the ability to save your favorites are negatives that seem relatively minor compared to the fact that you can only move through the content one page at a time (or skip to the first and last page).
You also get access to the non-mobile version of Soapy Massage. Personally, the dual access makes this deal more appealing, because then I could almost treat the mobile access as a bonus to joining the standard site. However, judging it on its own merits, Soapy Massage Mobile is a pretty good site. Although, you need to be aware that it hasn't grown in size since April 2012.
$14.95/30 days (Reg. $
|Limited Trial $2.95/3 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: N/A||Pics per set: N/A||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 242+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: N/A
Pros & Cons
-access to desktop version
- Initial review: 1/10/2013