When I am in my 40s, 50s or 60s, if I have the chance to fuck a sexy Eastern European coed then I will also be what this site calls Horny Old Fuckers. I am obviously not that old yet, but - just for the record - I can't see myself ever turning down a cute Eastern European coed. What I could see turning down, though, is this site.
First off is the amount of content. With only 29 videos and three photo sets the numbers are definitely not impressive. What I did appreciate is that the videos are split up into full-length downloads and clips. It was honestly a little weird to find two separate sections for each, but at least both options are available. Although, I will say that the site doesn't look that great. The design kind of feels as old as some of the horny dudes in the scenes.
When it comes to quality, the pictures are high-res, while the videos are downloadable in average-quality Windows Media files. Actually those are just for the full-length versions. The clips offer Windows Media and AVI files that are below-average in quality. Now let us talk about the content itself, shall we?
The performers are all amateur and each scene brings together an old dude and a young babe. Given that I don't speak the language they are speaking (I think it's Russian), I couldn't understand what was being said in the conversations leading up to the sex, but they appeared to be very loosely scripted scenes. One took place in a hospital room and another had a drunk coed getting frisky with an old guy on a couch (he resisted for a brief moment).
The sex is standard sucking, licking and fucking, but not all of the old fuckers are ready to perform on camera and I did see more limp dicks than usual. In a couple of scenes, this lead to no money shots at all. One guy moaned and acted like he came inside the chick, but I think we all know he was faking it.
There is an "other sections" section and in there is an "updates archive," but clicking on it just gave me a blank page, so I am not sure what the deal is. Actually, there are lots of blank pages to be found, so I don't consider the navigation to be very good. You also get access to content from other sites right on this site's shared members' area, like Backdoor Moms and Mature Voyeur Videos.
Considering the small amount of mostly average-quality content you can see why I ain't recommending Horny Old Fuckers. As for its update schedule, nothing is dated, but at this point I can be sure that they aren't updating, because nothing has been added since our last visit over a year ago.
|By: A.K. Anderson|
|Number of Reviews: 1448|
|Average Score: 64.7|
|Limited Trial $9.95/3 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 3+||Pics per set: 50||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: 1024x768||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 29+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (720x576; 1000k)
AVI (320x240; 408k)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-mostly average-quality videos
-no streaming option
- Initial review: 1/8/2013