When I am in my 40s, 50s or 60s, if I have the chance to fuck a sexy Eastern European coed then I will also be what this site calls Horny Old Fuckers. I am obviously not that old yet, but - just for the record - I can't see myself ever turning down a cute Eastern European coed. What I could see turning down, though, is this site.
First off is the amount of content. With only 29 videos and three photo sets the numbers are definitely not impressive. What I did appreciate is that the videos are split up into full-length downloads and clips. It was honestly a little weird to find two separate sections for each, but at least both options were available. Although, I will say that the site doesn't look that great. The design kind of feels as old as some of the horny dudes in the scenes.
Talking quality I can tell you that the pictures are high-res, while the videos are downloadable in average-quality Windows Media files. Actually those are just for the full-length versions. The clips offer Windows Media and AVI files that are below-average in quality. Now let us talk about the content itself, shall we?
The performers are all amateur and each scene brings together some old dude and a young babe. Given that I don't speak the language they are speaking (I think it is Russian), I couldn't understand what was being said in the conversations leading up to the sex part, but they appeared to be very loosely scripted scenes. One took place in a hospital room and another had some drunk coed getting frisky with an old guy on a couch (he resisted for a brief moment).
The sex is standard sucking, licking and fucking, but not all of the old fuckers are ready to perform on camera and I did see more limp dicks than usual. In a couple of scenes I watched, this lead to no money shots at all. One guy moaned and acted like he came inside the chick, but I think we all know he was faking it.
There is an "other sections" section and in there is an "updates archive," but clicking on it just gave me a blank page, so I am not sure what the deal is. Basically, besides some erotic stories, there aren't any bonuses.
Add that to the minimal amount of mostly average-quality content and you can see why I ain't recommending Horny Old Fuckers. As for its update schedule, nothing is dated, so at this point I can't be sure how often, or even if, they are updating.
|Limited Trial $9.95/3 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 3||Pics per set: 50||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: 1024x768||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 29+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
Windows (720x576; 1000k)
AVI (320x240; 408k)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-no zipped photo sets
-mostly average-quality videos
-no streaming option