Nylon TV Review

Like many people, back when I used to have cable TV (oh, how my broke ass misses it), I was a major channel surfer. Even knowing that there was literally nothing I wanted to watch, I would still flip through all of the channels anyway. If there was a station called Nylon TV, though, I probably would have stayed on it 24/7.

To get an idea as to what the site is about, ignore the television aspect of its name and look at what remains. That's right, NylonTV is all about nylons. Okay, maybe it's not "all" about them, so much as you'll see them being worn by babes while smoking and giving footjobs. You'll also see babes who sport full nylon bodysuits that cover their face and just about every kind of sex act you can think of.

At first glance, the boring design (which relies heavily on small text links and has a main page that only occupies about 30% of the left side of the screen) seems easy enough to use. There's a line dividing the video and photo sections and within each are subsections with a phrase to let you know what you're getting, like BDSM , one-on-one sex, lesbian action, orgies and so on. However, you'll quickly note that the more content a subsection has, the less consistent it is in sticking to its theme.

One example would be "total nylon," which is described as "everybody in nylons." Like the description implies, there are scenes in which everybody is wearing nylons while having sex - even the guys. However, other scenes tend to show just one babe in nylons while the rest of the cast is fully nude while going at it.

Browse the entire site and you'll find 91 movies and 303 photo sets. The tour promises frequent updates and the update section claims that new material is added two to three times a week, but even though nothing is dated, I can confirm that no content of any kind has been added since our initial visit over a year ago. Furthermore, upon closer inspection the most recent video in the updates section is from 2005.

The quality isn't too impressive either. High-res pics are few and far between to track down, although some of the sets are clear enough to enjoy despite having lower-res images. As for the videos, all of them are below average in quality. You can save them in both Windows Media and AVI files, but it's random as to whether or not it will be a full-length file or just a series of clips. Usually, the latter is the case.

Several other features are linked to, but either cost extra or link to a broken page. However, you can access the rest of the Maximum Pantyhose network, which is home to a bunch of other nylon and pantyhose sites like Pantyhose Sports, Totally Pantyhose, Pantyhose TV and Pantyhose Bang. Having them is nice, but if Nylon TV actually were a television station, then you'd probably change the channel.