Sexy Smoking Sirens

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Will Peters 

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1380
Average Score: 65

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I don't know if the powers that be mean to tempt fate for me. I haven't had a cigarette in well over a year, but these Sexy Smoking Sirens are really testing my resolve. Okay, in actuality, I still have no desire to smoke by carefully remembering all the things that I didn't enjoy about being addicted. Still, smoking porn focuses only on the glamour and sensuality that makes smoking so sexy without any smoke getting in your eyes.

I do believe that SexySmokingSirens is a one-man show, but even if there isn't some huge crew of people behind the productions, I am impressed with the quality of the footage. The producer has used a cookie-cutter site design and it does have at least one navigational quirk, but it's a minor bump along the otherwise smooth road to a paradise populated by the hottest of cigarette and cigar smokers.

You'll already find a respectable 121 high-def videos (I'm counting only complete scenes, not parts). They come in Windows Media format, MP4s, QuickTime files and 3GPs. All these formats can also be streamed, but there's also a streaming Flash option. There are only vid caps despite there being a photo section (that's the design issue I mentioned).

The smoking fetish material here is pure. I mean that it isn't merely mainstream porn with some cigarettes thrown in for good measure, but rather just the simple beauty of attractive amateurs sucking on a smoke (sometimes with a cigarette holder) or a nice blunt stogie. Sometimes they're just in T-shirts and jeans or shorts, other times, they wear a tight dress or a formal gown, but you'll also see some babes in lingerie.

The interface lets you save your favorites, leave comments, rate content and there's an advanced search. Just fewer than 20 new vids have been added in the last 30 days alone, because even if they only add part of a scene each time, updates are very frequent. There are no bonus sites, but you can check out a blog and fan art. Private custom shoots are also available for an additional fee. I think the money that I've saved from quitting might finally have found its usefulness.

I like the idea that there is one person behind the scenes here putting his heart and soul into this endeavor. Maybe the sets aren't fancy, but their black backdrops let you see every billowy plume of smoke. Maybe there aren't thousands of models, but there are ebony hotties, alternative girls with tattoos and brightly-colored hair as well as classic beauties. For me, Sexy Smoking Sirens is a hot high-def collection that doesn't require coughing up a lot of cash to enjoy.

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