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Tuk Tuk Patrol Video


Okay, I'm not going to lie. When I heard the name of this site was Tuk Tuk Patrol, I initially thought it was a porn parody of "George of the Jungle" (because the bird was always screaming "Ack! Ack! Eek! Eek! Took took tookie"). Then I remembered that one of the many names for a motorized rickshaw is a tuk-tuk. I'll give you three guesses as to how that factors into the action.

If you guessed that it's another reality site focusing on the street-pickup theme using tuk-tuks instead of vans, then you're mostly right. The cameraman does indeed drive one, but he doesn't always meet them at random on the street. Sometimes the scenes on TukTukPatrol show the entire date before he drives them back to a hotel for a romp, with the scene's write-up explaining he already met the babe on a dating site.

They only update every two weeks, but at least the collection has grown to a more satisfying size at this point with 60 videos. A couple of shoots only come with vid caps, but even the 58 galleries have vid caps mixed in. You'll discover some high-res shots, but only after downloading the individual photos first, because online they appear smaller and there are no Zip files to download a whole set at once.

At first it might appear as if the movies can't be downloaded and that your only option is to stream them in an embedded player. However, after choosing between SD and HD viewing, you will actually have the ability to right-click within the player and then "save as." They do indeed deliver high-def playback in MP4 files.

You can also view the scenes through the "our girls" or "top rated" sections. I'm not sure how they got the ratings, though, because there's nowhere to rate them. They're basically just sorted by date. The top of the page is also where you'll find the bonus movies that all star Asians, too.

While it wasn't the best porn site when we initially reviewed it, this site has come a long way as far as its quantity and quality are concerned. Tuk Tuk Patrol keeps it real on the sexy babe-filled streets of Thailand and is worth checking out.

Number of Reviews: 413
Average Score: 62.6

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User Rating: 53/100 (total: 2 comments)
  • Comment by: Mr. Naughty - Score: 75/100 - Date: 6/11/2013
    In response to Mawk Lemonga's comments above. Your money is certainly refundable if you email us saying you were not satisfied. If you emailed us you would have found that out. I don't know your email address, but you can still do so if you wish. We want our member's to be happy and satisfied with the product---and alot of them are. We really we won't be able to please everyone and some still wish to download huge files they'll only watch a few times, but the majority of our member's enjoy and appreciate the originality of our site and the rare Thai beauties were are providing each week. We are sorry you were unhappy. Please email us at support at vdbucks dot com so we can make it right.
  • Comment by: Mawk Lemonga - Score: 30/100 - Date: 5/2/2013
    The no download option comes with a lame excuse about the risks of shooting porn on location in Thailand and the Philippines. Really? Gosh, I'm amazed that any porn gets out of those countries at all. Another of his sites, TrikePatrol, does allow downloading so what the hell is the difference? I would be OK with this decision except that nowhere in their advertising does it say that there are no downloads. Unless you read reviews like this one, you don't find this out until you have handed over your non-refundable money. Did they really think that the average customer wouldn't care one way or the other? Utter BS.

    Only saving grace is that the girls are gorgeous but even then they often falter in getting the right angles and get too wound up about the dreaded close up as though no one has ever seen a penis entering a vagina or asshole. The scene often switches just as things are getting interesting. If he did offer downloading privileges, then I would join again.
$29.95/30 days
Cross Sales: No
Pic sets: 58+ Pics per set: 500 Zip sets: No
Pic Res: 1024x768 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 60+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 25 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
Video Formats: MP4 (1280x720; 3364k)
MP4 (1280x720; 3364k; streaming)
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Independent Biller(s): NetBilling, Zombaio
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Pros & Cons
pros -exclusive content
-high-def videos
-can save favorites
cons -infrequent updates
-no zipped photo sets
-no bonuses
Main Category: Asian Porn
Updated on: 1/31/2014 01/31/2014- From 50 to 65: Improved usability, more content, more frequent updates and downloadable HD vids. -Will
- Initial review: 10/18/2012
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