People who need to get into the United States normally apply through the proper channels and after a long process of being selected, vetted and approved they start living the American dream. But on Green Card Cuties, they would have you believe that all those legitimate steps can be skipped if you're a chick willing to slip your pussy over a strange dick or two.
Although GreenCardCuties seems to besmirch the fine reputation of the American immigration system, you needn't worry, because you soon realize that they play pretty hard and fast, not only with the truth regarding most immigrants, but also with this fanciful premise.
Oftentimes it's just the write-up that loosely fits the story, like implying a Russian mail-order bride is meeting a prospective husband. The scenes appear to be standard gonzo with blowjobs and hardcore sex, including anal.
Brace yourself for the second piece of disheartening news (after having to accept that some people don't respect the American immigration system) - there are only 15 videos and 11 photo sets and nothing is dated, so who knows how often they're updating.
Equally disappointing is that the videos are just average in quality when downloaded, although when they're streamed they give you good-quality playback. The high-res pics can be downloaded in Zip files.
You'll see some one-on-one encounters, but there are mostly threesomes and at least one foursome. Sometimes it's two dudes putting a nubile babe through her paces, while other times two chicks service one dick. You can also rate the content and leave comments, so maybe you can express your outrage that some of the hotties have to get naughty more than once just to earn their right to be part of the Stars and Stripes.
Even if it might not seem necessary with such a small collection, you can save your favorites and there's an advanced search (it's on the network homepage). I guess that because these features work both for this site and for the entire network, it might come in handy for navigating and keeping track of your faves from the much larger collection.
You'll find around 28 bonus sites from what they call The Stall, including Tampa Bukkake, Ukrain Amateurs, Real Orgasm Videos and Gang Bang Hood. There are other onsite extras, as well as third-party feeds. In the end, though, Green Card Cuties is too small and the downloadable content too average in quality to recommend joining.
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|Limited Trial $2.95/2 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 11+||Pics per set: 120||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 15+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
Windows (720x480; 1440k; streaming)
MP4 (720x480; 800k)
Flash (720x480; 1500k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||Zombaio, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-zipped high-res photo sets
-unclear update schedule
- Initial review: 9/6/2012