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When I saw that I would be reviewing Fuckin Van, I admit that I initially rolled my eyes. After all, how many years has it been since the world was introduced to the reality theme of having a babe fucked in the back of a van and then dumped on a random street corner? It seems I may have been a little hasty in my eye rolling, but only by a bit.

FuckinVan changes things up a bit. All of the scenes star Spanish guys who pick up local chicks and tourists in beautiful Barcelona. The result is that you get a good mix of hotties and languages. However, none of the scenes are subtitled, so while the guys seem pretty fluent in both languages, when they're chatting in their native tongue, you won't know what's being said if you don't understand the language.

The site doesn't take itself too seriously. In one scene, the chick angers the driver, so he turns into "The Incredible Julk." (Remember that j's are pronounced as h's in Spanish.) The green-skinned behemoth then makes her take off all her clothes and has her ride him until he's ready to cover her face with his gamma-irradiated jizz. I didn't hear any "Julk smash puny pussy!" being shouted, but I don't speak Spanish all that well. It's a fun parody.

The quality of the content is top-notch, but it is a bit of a pain to find all of the scenes. When you enter your login you end up on a network page and then you need to choose "videos." Once that's done you will sort the vids by "serie" and you will see a dozen scenes at first, but if you click one of those, suddenly at the top of the page you'll see 46 episodes on offer.

At any rate, you can choose between several clips and full-length files, as well as opt for both streaming and downloading. The streams play an HD MP4, but the downloadable files are higher in quality. You can go with Windows Media and another MP4 file, with the latter one always being an HD download that looks fantastic.

Each video comes with photos and they let you see lots of hot details from every scene, which is to be expected, because it looks like they were shot while the movie was being filmed. What isn't obvious when you see the dozen images online is that when you download the sets in their Zip files they turn out to have loads more high-res photos inside.

Your membership comes with access to the rest of the Cum Louder network. This includes a variety of other reality sites, like Latin Asses In Public, Stunning Butts, Spoof Porn, Porn Heros and Living With A Pornstar. Checking out all these sites, you can save your favorites, leave comments and rate the scenes, but there's no advanced search.

Well, folks, I am kind of on the fence about this one, because the site isn't that big and it doesn't appear to be growing at the moment. Still, Fuckin Van delivers that old-school reality-style porn that I love. Other sites on the network have resumed updating after taking a break, so, who knows, maybe this collection will one day grow again.

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Average Score: 62.4

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Price:
Limited Trial $1.00/1 day, rebills at $29.95
$29.95/30 days
$49.95/90 days
$89.50/365 days
Cross Sales: No
Content
Pic sets: 46+ Pics per set: 12 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: 3000x2000 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 46+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 52 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: MP4 (1280x720; 2000k; streaming)
MP4 (1280x720; 4494k)
Windows (1280x720; 3000k)
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Pros & Cons
pros -high-def movies
-high-res zipped photo sets
-bonus sites
cons -no recent updates
-limited trial
-not the best navigation
Updated on: 12/5/2012 12/05/2012- Stays at 66. -Will
- Initial review: 5/22/2012
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