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I recently went through a period in which I tried to cut back on my swearing (and you wouldn't fucking believe it if I told you, but some say it didn't goddamn work in the end). Being a habit, I knew I couldn't just stop cold turkey. I tried using made-up words as substitutes, like "gads!" for "God!" and "fap" for "fuck." Apparently, even while using them I was saying something naughty, because the expression "Fap Me" actually means I'm telling someone to jerk me off.

That's right, FapMe is all handjobs, all the time. Well, except for when the bustier babes stop to stuff it between their big boobs for a titty-fucking, that is. Also, some of the hotties use their saliva as lube, so more than a handful of the scenes show the chicks giving blowjobs while yanking a dude's knob.

The site launched at the end of April 2012, so when we first reviewed it, it was still too soon to get an accurate measure as to how often it updated. However, it is now clear that they're rotating their content instead of adding to the collection. There are 204 movies showing all sorts of babes giving handjobs. Some are amateur teens, a few are mature chicks and others are world-famous pornstars.

You can stream the video through an embedded JW player and download it as an MP4 file. The movies aren't exclusive, though, so you'll likely have seen some of them on DVDs and websites before. They're mostly 7 to 15 minutes long, but the ones starring pornstars tend to be double that. Bit rates vary somewhat, but all the files offer average-quality playback.

There are no photo sets and they've taken down the bonus galleries. However, the site is also part of the Wank Pass network, which means you get access to a bunch of other sites as a bonus, like Meat 18, Slutty Sitters, Shes Packing and Public Wasted.

The site certainly doesn't have the most engaging design, but it's not ugly, either. It's also simple to navigate, as the entire site is basically its video section. There are page numbers to help you browse all those vids and buttons at the top take you to the various bonus sites.

The quality of the content is not super-impressive, so coupling that with a lack of updates and nonexclusive material means that this isn't that good of a site overall. It's just got too many faults, even if there are lots of hot babes yanking hard cranks.

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Average Score: 62.2

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Pros & Cons
pros -bonus sites
-easy navigation
-full-length downloads
cons -average-quality movies
-no photo galleries
-nonexclusive content
Main Category: Handjobs Porn
Updated on: 3/8/2014 03/08/2014- From 57 to 46: Rotating content. -Adam
- Initial review: 5/14/2012
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