I recently went through a period in which I tried to cut back on my swearing (and you wouldn't fucking believe it if I told you, but some say it didn't goddamn work in the end). Being a habit, I knew I couldn't just stop cold turkey. I tried using made-up words as substitutes, like "gads!" for "God!" and "fap" for "fuck." Apparently, even while using them I was saying something naughty, because the expression "Fap Me" actually means I'm telling someone to jerk me off.
FapMe is also the name of this site, so I'll give you all three guesses as to why that is. Remember that there's an "L" in "flapjacks," so no, it is not about ordering pancakes. That's right, this is all handjobs, all the time. Well, except for when the bustier babes stop to stuff it between their big boobs for a titty fucking, that is. Also, some of the hotties use their saliva as lube, so more than a handful of the scenes show the chicks giving blowjobs while yanking a dude's knob.
The site launched at the end of April 2012, so it's still too soon to get an accurate measure as to how often it updates. However, they started you off with a none-too-shabby amount of material. There are 204 movies showing all sorts of babes giving handjobs. Some are amateur teens, a few are mature chicks and others are world-famous pornstars.
You can stream the video through an embedded Flash player and also download it in an MP4 file. The movies aren't exclusive, though, so you'll likely have seen some of them on DVDs and websites before. They're mostly seven to 15 minutes long, but the ones starring pornstars tend to be double that. Bit rates vary somewhat, but all files offer average-quality playback.
There are no photo sets, but you can check out four bonus galleries starring babes with big tits and others with hairy pussies, as well as softcore and hardcore shots. The site is also part of the Wank Pass network, which means you get access to a bunch of other sites as yet another bonus. Some of those sites include Meat 18, Slutty Sitters, Shes Packing and Public Wasted.
The site certainly doesn't have the most engaging design, but it's not so boring as to be considered ugly, either. It's also simple to navigate, as the entire site is basically its video section. There's a pagination feature to help you browse through all those vids and buttons at the top take you to the various bonuses.
The quality of the content is not super impressive, but this is a pretty good site, overall. It's got its faults, but handjob lovers should be pretty satisfied here with the diversity of hot babes shown yanking hard cranks.
|Limited Trial $1.00/7 days|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: N/A||Pics per set: N/A||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 204+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 12 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: No
Flash (720x480; N/A; streaming)
MP4 (720x480; 787k)
Pros & Cons
-no photo galleries