Bad Boys Films Review

When I was growing up in the '80s (yes, I'm that old), there was a lot of nostalgia for the 1950s and so things like diner-themed restaurants with waitresses in poodle skirts and bobby socks were all the rage. That love of yesteryear made some kind of sense, because people liked to remember a kinder and simpler time of prosperity during the fast-paced greed of the '80s. If only the same were true of the Internet, then maybe Bad Boy Films from RTK Productions would be a hit.

Unfortunately, the early days on the Web weren't exactly simpler times. Your dial-up modem could lose its connection if someone picked up the phone. We had no vids, just animated GIFs. Okay, the dated design of BadBoyFilms isn't quite that bleak, still it looks very '90s and it's a bit awkward to navigate. For example, it's multiple clicks in to see whether an update includes a video.

That's because you need to click the thumbnail labeling each update to open up a large photo frame with sets of more thumbnails below, scrolling slideshow above and a link labeled as videos. Only some shoots have them, but at least most of the 23 videos have good-looking playback when streamed in their pop-up embedded player. You can jump to whichever point in the vids you want at any time, but you'll have to give them a few seconds to buffer each time.

It's a shame that you can't download any of them, but anyway, they show you straight guys jerking off. To be accurate, the men are supposed to be heterosexual. Given that they're only masturbating on camera, you can suspend your disbelief if any one of them seems not 100 percent hetero. It seems almost comically tame now, because what dudes do in gay -for-pay porn now is pretty much just plain gay.

You needn't go off half-cocked if your balls are positively aching to see some full-on action, because when it comes to the 27 photo galleries they're all about blowjobs and anal sex, including bare backing (and some are high-res). Now, this collection is advertised as exclusive, but I know that you can probably stream the vids on a VOD site somewhere and I also feel as if I've seen some of the pics other places too.

It looks like it's been a long time since the last update. You do get access to Bad Puppy and so that's why they can say in the promo info before you sign up that you're going to be getting thousands of flicks, pics, etc. I try never to recommend a site based solely on its bonuses, though, so when push comes to shove Bad Boy Films is too small to join.