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Will Peters 

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1401
Average Score: 64

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When I first read the sitename Ladyboy Machines I got really excited. I thought, what will those electronic companies over in Asia come up with next? I pictured a whole army of Asian trannybots with only one mission: Please all the human beings that they can. In the end, this site is not a catalogue for mail-order shemale brides that you can make into your own real-life Stepford Wife.

The ladyboys aren't actually machines on LadyboyMachines. Instead, you will see lovely Asian shemales enjoying intimate moments with sex toys of the power-tool variety. Actually, only one chick-with-a-dick so far has been subjected to "The Industrial Hole Hammerer" that appears to be a modified reciprocating saw. Most of models use other sex machines that look designed from scratch.

The update schedule is unclear, because nothing is dated. At any rate, you'll find just seven videos, but even if that's a tiny number, at least they give you high-def playback. You can stream them, but it doesn't work very well. You will also find high-res images in the seven photo galleries that you can download in Zip files.

Each episode is titled with the model's name vs. the name of the sex machine. I appreciate the fierce monikers of the other devices used, like The Rampant Rim Rammer, The Purple Pussy Pounder and The Boxed Bum Bulldozer. Admittedly, they're all rather similar in design with a dildo at the long end of an arm extending out of a motor that makes it thrust and pivot a bit.

The babes here are truly top-notch, but that goes without saying once you find out that they all hail from Bangkok, Thailand. Those Thai ladyboys always have the most exotic looks and their wiles seem genuinely feminine. Their delicate faces and nubile bods make them seem like goddesses and it's simply divine how their tight buttholes can take a mechanized pounding.

You don't get any bonus sites when you first join. You have to remain a member for more than 30 days before you're given one. I find that setup a bit unreasonable given how little content you're getting. All in all, I wouldn't join Ladyboy Machines until it has had a chance to grow.


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