Ladyboy Machines

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Updated on: 04/03/2015

Chris Parker 

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1120
Average Score: 64

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  • The site has grown a bit, but remains very small and is not worth joining.

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When I first read the sitename Ladyboy Machines I got really excited. I thought, What will those electronic companies over in Asia come up with next? I pictured a whole army of Asian trannybots with only one mission: Pleasure all the human beings they can. But, in the end, this site isn't a catalogue for mail-order shemale brides that you can make into your own real-life Stepford Wife.

The ladyboys aren't actually machines on LadyboyMachines. Instead, you'll see lovely Asian shemales enjoying intimate moments with sex toys of the power-tool variety. Actually, only one Tgirl so far has been subjected to "The Industrial Hole Hammerer," which appears to be a modified reciprocating saw. Most of the models use sex machines that look to be designed from scratch.

The update schedule is unclear, because nothing is dated. At any rate, you'll find just 9 videos and even though that's a tiny number, at least they give you high-def playback. You can stream them in an embedded player as well. You'll also find high-res images in the 9 photo galleries that you can download in Zip files. By the way, only new two new videos and two sets of pics have been added to the site since April 2012.

Each scene is titled with the model's name vs. the name of the sex machine and I appreciate some of their fierce monikers, like The Rampant Rim Rammer, The Purple Pussy Pounder and The Boxed Bum Bulldozer. Admittedly, they're all rather similar in design, with a dildo at the long end of an arm that's extending out of a motor that makes it thrust and pivot a bit.

The babes here are truly top-notch, but that goes without saying once you find out that they all hail from Bangkok, Thailand. Those Thai ladyboys always have the most exotic looks and their wiles seem genuinely feminine. Their delicate faces and slim bodies make them seem like goddesses and it's simply divine how their tight buttholes can take a mechanized pounding.

You don't get any bonus sites when you first join. You have to remain a member for more than 30 days before you're given one. I find that setup a bit unreasonable given how little content you're getting. I would pass on joining Ladyboy Machines given its current size.

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