Thinking this was some smoking-fetish site, I was expecting to find chicks fucking and sucking cock while licking and enjoying a tasty lollypop. Kind of like a healthier version of an oral fixation, even if nine out of 10 dentists probably wouldn't agree that it was a healthy alternative to dick. I was wrong. The hard candy on a stick is the only item being sucked on Lollypop Blowjobs. Apparently they've run out of sweet treats because nothing new has been added since 2005.
LollypopBlowjobs is well designed, except for its slightly misleading homepage. Upon entering, you see some big thumbnails of babes with lollypops with links you'd think should take you directly to the content. In fact, those particular ones redirect you to the models' individual websites. To get to the main stuff you must use the menu bar at the top. Navigation is obviously simple enough, but trying to sell me other sites after just signing up for theirs seems sleazy in my opinion.
This is an extremely softcore site with hardly any nudity. Cute nubile hotties suck innocently on lollypops. Some of the scenes are comically suggestive such as the one where after the sweetie actually bobs her head up and down, blobs of yogurt drop on her face to simulate the money shot.
Some of the babes are Internet favorites like Karen Dreams, while others are just average chicks who filmed and submitted their own scene. This mix of amateurs and semi-pros is great and there are 48 videos in total. They're rather short, but the Windows Media versions offer superior-quality playback while the QuickTime versions (MOV files unfortunately mislabeled as DivX) look good.
The advertised photo content here is nothing more than screen captures, so with no photo galleries, it's a good thing for the bonuses. You get 18 galleries of high-res images from the solo sites of some of the lolly suckers found in the main content.
The amount of content available is quite good, as is the quality. The membership fee would be affordable in most cases, but with no new updates, Lollypop Blowjobs is overpriced. They took a popular standby scenario one sees on many softcore sites and ran with it. Why they've stopped running is impossible to say. Any good tease knows that the key to driving fans wild is to keep the teasing going or they'll get bored and head elsewhere for more.
