Fart Hammer

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Dylan Taylor 

By: Dylan Taylor
Number of Reviews: 112
Average Score: 63

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The Bang Bros do it again! The team that brought you the first ever reality porn site (bangbus.com) has come up with yet another wind breaking, er, I mean groundbreaking idea – and did I mention it's outrageously funny?

The plot is this: Fart Hammer, the man, the myth, the legend (played by Bang Bros regular Anthony), preys on luscious young girls, takes them home, and then bangs them. Nothing new there, with plenty of steamy sausage slurping and flapping flesh, but don't worry: that's not the best part. As a finale, right after cumming on a girl's face, The Hammer lays a greasy one right between her eyes! Yes, a fart. Sounds crude, I know, but it's a blast! The girls don't like it but, hey, it's all in good fun.

The 'reality' setting for the videos is respected and, as a result, the picture is a little grainy and the camera shaky at times, but otherwise the visuals are top-notch. Also, the running times are quite long, averaging 40 minutes per movie.

Navigating FartHammer is straightforward and, while the site boasts quality footage of amazingly hot girls, it loses marks for the amount of content. There are only about 13 girls in all and 6 full-length downloadable videos to choose from. (If you do the math, the Fart Hammer gets to rip a stinky one on more than one victim at a time in at least a couple of the movies.) It must be mentioned, however, that this site is one among a handful of new sites on the Bang Bros. network – and a subscription to one gives you access to the others. The video quality is poor (320x240, 395k).

That translates into many other bonus boner-tweaking sites (click for review): Bang Bros Worldwide, Monsters of Cock, TugJobs, Spring Break Spycam, Ass Parade, Mom's Anal Adventure, BangBus, MILF Lessons, Big Tits Round Asses, Real Butts, Bang Bus, and Boob Squad.What's more, with weekly updates, the amount of content should climb in no time.

One thing that I found annoying was the unavailability of full-length downloads for certain movie series. However, this is understandable as they are yet to be completed in future updates. The full movies can be watched in a video stream, or they can be downloaded in 45-second clips. The format is MPEG or Windows Media Player (version 9). Piles of pictures are available too.

In conclusion, Dirty Sanchez and the Bang Bros crew keep things fun and upbeat as usual with this new and original site. As long as you don't take your porn too seriously, this site is honestly worth the trip.

Take a whiff of Farthammer!

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  • Comment by: the moral right

    Score: N/A Date: 04/05/2011

    It's awful and disgusting!