German Goo Girls Review


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    • 300+ Full HD movies
    • Bonus videos
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    • No longer updating
    • No user comments
    • Only vid caps

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    GGG sounds like a rating you'd give a movie or video game, but instead, it stands for German Goo Girls. If the sitename doesn't give it away, this is a facial porn site and there's enough cum landing on these ladies' faces to bathe in it.

    The man behind this collection is John Thompson and he was born Raymond Louis Bacharach on May 11, 1945. He studied psychology and art in West Berlin. He initially worked for the German porn studio Puaka as a director and cameraman before launching John Thompson Productions in 1997. He started his five-year career as a performer in 2012 at the age of 67. Looking at John's IAFD page (Internet Adult Film Database), he stopped directing porn in 2019.

    What Are You Getting?

    You'll find 828 bukkake porn videos to stream and download in multiple resolutions, with 300+ in 1080p and several more in 720p. You can also check out 113 bonus scenes with streams and downloads ranging from SD to Full HD. Some of the bonuses include gangbangs, Femdom , and couples having rough sex .

    German Goo Girls stars amateurs and pornstars from across Europe and Russia, like Jordan Pryce and Elen Million, who are eager to take a faceful and mouthful of cum. These babes are giving blowjobs to groups of guys who also take turns fucking them. The women end up with cumshots on their bodies, faces, and mouths. There's so much "goo" that many girls drink it out of cups! In one scene, a blonde is swallowing cum out of a chalice.

    But it's not only about the cumshots here - they do a great job of mixing things up with titty-fucking, girls in stockings, double penetration, tattooed babes , and more. The girls continually get banged while sperm oozes down their bodies from the multiple guys jerking off and cumming on them.

    Some scenes focus on one girl, while others are orgies with three to four. Plenty of cum-swapping, snowballing, deep-throating, cum-spitting, cum-licking (off the floor too!), and other extreme acts await you. You'll also encounter gokkun (a Japanese word roughly translated as "gulp ") scenes, with multiple guys cumming into a glass before the girls drink it down.

    At almost an hour long, you're getting a ton of action in each movie. The most viewed bukkake scene is a Best Of Cumshots compilation (or maybe "cumpilaton") video from 2014 showing facials interspersed with interview clips. When it comes to double penetration, "Daisy Lee - Sperm Bunny" tops the list of views.

    What Works?

    German Goo Girls' design has a retro feel, but it's easy to navigate. There are sorting options, an advanced search, tags, and category filters. They label the scenes with how many members have viewed and favorited them. Of course, you can favorite them yourself.

    If you need help, German Goo Girls' Live Chat Support link goes to a page with a live chat, a contact form, and their email address. You can use all the contact options to ask tech and billings questions (if the answer can't be found in their FAQ) and to cancel.

    You can also contact our support team for assistance and if you're a first-time subscriber, we'll cover your membership with our Money Back Guarantee. That means if after checking it out after a few days you decide it's not right for you, we'll get you a refund.

    What Doesn't Work?

    There's a Gallery section, but it only contains vid caps. While there's little chance of mistaking them for photos, they're not entirely blurry and you can watch them in automatic slideshows. You can also rotate the images, which might seem odd, but you might want to see some of the moments captured at a different angle.

    Updates ended in April 2020 and while that does coincide with the pandemic, most producers have shot at least some content in the last year or so. With John's retirement a few years ago, updates have clearly ended for good. Plus, some of the latest scenes were probably already a year old before they uploaded them.

    There are broken images on the tour, so it would be easy to think that the site doesn't work on mobile . But once you sign in, you'll be fine for the most part once you get the hang of a few quirks. For example, the burger menu might not seem to work at first. On my Android, my screen grayed out and I didn't immediately see any menu options. I needed to swipe left for the list to show up.

    I also didn't find downloading the videos very intuitive on mobile . When I selected the quality, the video would start loading in my browser. I found I needed to hold my finger down on the file long enough to eventually select "download link." It was more straightforward on my laptop.

    You can't comment on the videos and there is no model index. However, if there's a pornstar or two in a scene, they list their names (not as clickable links), so you can look them up on your own. But amateurs typically go uncredited. There's no way to sort the scenes, either. Instead, you select a sorting option from your search results.

    The tour advertises unlimited access, but there is a daily download limit of 300GB. Of course, you could probably save around 150 of the 1080p videos before getting blocked. So it's hardly limiting for most users.

    Do I Recommend It?

    This German porn collection is a good size and includes dozens of Full HD videos. The site has been around for more than a decade and despite updates ending about two years ago, these "goo" scenes will soon become classics. German Goo Girls has been putting out some of the messiest, raunchiest facials you'll ever see on-screen. And right now they have a "holiday" sale that's very affordable. The regular price is almost $40/month.

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    Stats & Score

    German Goo Girls Stats Scores
    • 828+ Movies (avg: 60 mins)
    • HD Porn
    • Streaming
    • No 4K Videos
    • DL Limit: Daily (300GB)
    • No Photo Zip Sets
    • No High Res Photos

    Score Breakdown

    Image Quality12/15
    Usability10/10
    UpdatesN/A
    Content Amount12/15
    Value7/10
    Exclusivity20/20
    Download / Streaming5/5
    Features2/5
    Bonus Material5/10
    Rabbit Score73%

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    1920x10804000K

    MP4

    1920x10804000K; Streaming

    Reviewed by:Will Peters

    Latest Review Update: Apr 3, 2022

    Since our last review of the site:

    • Updates ended in April 2020.
    • They reduced the bonus section from 1000s of DVDs to several dozen scenes.

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