Farm Secrets

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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1477
Average Score: 64

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Farm Secrets is all about naked chicks and friendly farm animals. Don't freak out it's not bestiality, the dogs, horses and cows merely serve as props and backdrops. I assume the material isn't exclusive but at least some of it stays on theme. There are 100 plus galleries with 60-100 average quality photos, mostly solo shots but a few lesbian pairings too, all involving scenes with domesticated animals, stables and rail fences. Another section has a video section of downloadable or streaming movies related to the farm theme.

The quality of the clips isn't great, but there are 29 flicks in Windows Media format (320 x 240, 291 kbps) and supposedly some in QuickTime format although I didn't find anything but WMV files. Loads of extras also exist with seven ezines, 19 adult interactive/gaming links, 35 video feeds, and 176 pages of stories, 19 pages of jokes and 10 live show/chat services. At $29.99 US a month, the quality of content just doesn't match the high price of FarmSecrets membership.

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