Visit Horny Birds

When I was told I was going to be reviewing a site called Horny Birds, I thought it was a kinky parodying app of the popular game meant for your smartphones. Instead of blowing up the pigs, would the birds be blowing their cocks? Are the birds male and fucking the piggies instead? Then I checked out the site and saw just how wrong I actually was.

The site isn't related to the smartphone game in the least, besides both ending in "-y birds." Instead, the HornyBirds are the chicks and stars of the site, who are all supposedly everyday people like you and me who submitted their own vids and pics of wild bachelorette parties, raunchy weekend getaways and birthday bashes that got way out of control.

I say "supposedly," because the scenes are significantly better filmed than what you would normally expect from a homemade movie. Plus, no matter how many women there are and what their ages and body types are like, it always seems to be the ones who could easily become pornstars who do the most flashing and all of the sucking and fucking.

However, the site advertises $20,000 in exchange for a video that's at least 20 minutes long, so given that there are only nine episodes, I suppose it's possible they have really high standards when it comes to dishing out the promised big bucks. The amount of content isn't the site's only issue, though. You can only stream the videos.

The good news is that each scene looks good and lasts a long time. They average 90 minutes, but some go as high as three hours. The photo galleries are also gigantic, but keep in mind that while it looks like you're averaging 720 pics, in actuality the sets are filled with at least 80% vid caps, while what remains are low-res images. The only way to tell them apart is to look at them one at a time.

Updates started off being every two weeks, but it looks like they're already slowing down to once every three weeks. There are 373 bonus vids in total, but a few are labeled "locked," which means they cost extra to check out. Live cams and a dating site are listed, but these cost extra as well. You also get discounts to third-party porn sites.

With good quality and runtimes compared to most party sites, coupled with really hot group sex and characters who are easy to relate to, Horny Birds has content that every amateur party site should aspire to provide you with. However, there's nowhere near enough material to merit joining just yet and the lack of a download option is pretty harsh.