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When I was told that I was going to be reviewing a site called Horny Birds, I thought it was a kinky parody of the popular game meant for your smartphones. Then I checked out the site and saw just how wrong I actually was.
The site isn't related to the game in the least, besides both ending in "-y birds." Instead, the HornyBirds are the chicks and stars of the site, who are all supposedly everyday people like you and me who submitted their own vids and pics of wild bachelorette parties, raunchy weekend getaways and birthday bashes that got way out of control.
I say "supposedly," because the scenes are significantly better filmed than what you would normally expect from a homemade movie. Plus, no matter how many women there are or what their ages and body types are, it always seems to be the ones who could easily become pornstars who do the most flashing and all of the sucking and fucking.
However, the site advertises $20,000 in exchange for a video that's at least 20 minutes long, so given that there are only 16 episodes, I suppose it's possible that they have really high standards when it comes to dishing out the promised big bucks. The amount of content isn't the site's only issue, though. You can't download the videos, so you're stuck streaming them.
The good news is that each scene looks good and lasts a long time. They average 90 minutes, but some run for as long as three hours. The photo galleries are also gigantic, but keep in mind that while it looks like you're averaging 720 pics per set, the truth is that they are mostly comprised of vid caps. The actual photographs aren't huge and you might have trouble distinguishing them from the vid caps if you don't look at them one at a time.
The website used to update every two weeks, but we haven't gotten any new content since August 2012. Thankfully, there are a lot of bonus vids to keep you busy.
With lengthy and entertaining videos, Horny Birds has content that every amateur party site should aspire to provide you with. However, there's nowhere near enough material to merit joining.
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