When I was told that I was going to be reviewing a site called Horny Birds, I thought it was a kinky parody of the popular game meant for your smartphones. Then I checked out the site and saw just how wrong I actually was.
The site isn't related to the smartphone game in the least, besides both ending in "-y birds." Instead, the HornyBirds are the chicks and stars of the site, who are all supposedly everyday people like you and me who submitted their own vids and pics of wild bachelorette parties, raunchy weekend getaways and birthday bashes that got way out of control.
I say "supposedly," because the scenes are significantly better filmed than what you would normally expect from a homemade movie. Plus, no matter how many women there are or what their ages and body types are, it always seems to be the ones who could easily become pornstars who do the most flashing and all of the sucking and fucking.
However, the site advertises $20,000 in exchange for a video that's at least 20 minutes long, so given that there are only 16 episodes, I suppose it's possible that they have really high standards when it comes to dishing out the promised big bucks. The amount of content isn't the site's only issue, though. You can't download the videos, so you're stuck streaming them.
The good news is that each scene looks good and lasts a long time. They average 90 minutes, but some run for as long as three hours. The photo galleries are also gigantic, but keep in mind that while it looks like you're averaging 720 pics per set, the truth is that they are mostly comprised of vid caps. The actual photographs aren't huge and you might have trouble distinguishing them from the vid caps if you don't look at them one at a time.
The website used to update every two weeks, but we haven't gotten any new content from the site since August 2012. Thankfully, there are a lot of bonus vids.
With lengthy and entertaining videos, Horny Birds has content that every amateur party site should aspire to provide you with. However, there's nowhere near enough material to merit joining just yet.
 | By: Adam Strong |
| Number of Reviews: 264 | |
| Average Score: 63.0 |
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$9.95/30 days (Reg. $ |
| Limited Trial $1.00/2 days, rebills at $39.95 |
| $49.95/90 days |
| $95.40/365 days |
| Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked |
| Pic sets: 16 | Pics per set: 144 | Zip sets: No |
| Pic Res: 720x540 | High Res: No |
| Number of movies: 16+ | HD Porn: No | DRM protection: No |
| Average Length: 90 mins | Full length videos: Yes | Streaming: Yes |
| Condoms: Some | Download Limits: No |
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| Video Formats: |
Flash (1200x672; N/A; streaming) |
| Preview HornyBirds.com members area | |
| Independent Biller(s): | Epoch, CCBill |
| Customer Service: | http://service.adultprovide.com/ |
Pros & Cons
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-good-looking videos -bonus videos -exclusive content |
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-streaming-only videos -no recent updates -small collection |
01/19/2013- Stays at 60. -Chris 11/23/2011-
- Initial review: 11/23/2011
| Content Quality | 12/15 |
| Usability | 6/10 |
| Updates | 1/10 |
| Content Amount | 4/15 |
| Value | 8/10 |
| Unique Content | 15/15 |
| Video Downloads | 0/5 |
| Video Streaming | 5/5 |
| Features | 3/5 |
| Other Score | 6/10 |
| User Score: 60/100 | ||
| 1 votes | 1 comments | |
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Same deal as Dancing Bear, except there is much less content. Only fourteen episodes at the moment. Some of the episodes are variations on the usual theme of bachelorette parties, and are quite lengthy. The trailers suggest that they are not worth the time to view. Of the episodes I did view, I did enjoy them - up to a point. But as I said, not enought episodes to view. Dancing Bear, which is produced by the same crowd, is better value for your money.