Maria isn't the one doing the spanking on Maria Spanks. There is apparently only one person who gets to smack those plump, round cheeks of hers and that is a chubby British dude. Sometimes he's her boss or her mom's boyfriend or a drill sergeant, but he is the only one around every time this dark-haired sweetie is caught being naughty.
I'll tell you right now that if you're not into girls who are silent during spankings or hearing a British gentleman talk dirty throughout the scene, then this isn't the spanking porn site for you. Aside from some "uh-huhs" and a few paltry moans, Maria doesn't utter a sound. It makes me think that she's a tough hellcat who can take a lot of pain on her pillowy butt cheeks, but I also like a few well-placed moans and groans when that rear starts to turn several shades of crimson.
Now, if you're still with me, let me tell give you the lowdown. Navigating the site is a snap due to the clear sections and the fact that there are only eight videos and 18 photo galleries. Yes, that's a bummer, but before you go away from me so rudely, I would like to tell you that the site has spared no expense on the quality. The vids are downloadable in HD Windows Media files and the high-res photo sets can be saved in Zip files.
Each scene has a loose plot, like naughty schoolgirl Maria sneaks male friends into her dorm or she invites her boyfriend over to the house where she's babysitting and gets caught. I can't say the scripts were all that magical, but I soon found myself bewitched as I ogled this cutie's bum getting pummeled. She keeps her undies firmly in place during the videos, but you'll see her fully nude in the pics.
Speaking of her pictures, there are some that just have Maria posing and stripping. It seems that the picture sets that go with each movie do give you some up-close spanking shots, but the others are pretty tame and don't really focus on her butt. She looks incredible, though, dressed in a tight-fitting pencil skirt, jacket and stockings playing the kinky secretary and she fills out a shiny purple outfit like a dream, so even if you're not getting spanking, you're getting sexy pics of this brunette.
Now for the bad news. Well, after hearing the amount of material, I guess it's "badder" news. The site isn't going to give you any more material. It is part of Porn Micros and how they work is they throw up one new site a month, but those sites are as big as they're ever going to get. The sites you can already access are Chloe Coed, Lucy Lust and Madison Bangs. There are presently 15 in all.
I could never let myself recommend Maria Spanks on its own as it's too small and isn't growing. However, the inclusion of the other sites adds value and the price to get it all is on the low end of the spectrum. If you want a bevy of teasing cuties who keep it quite soft, then a membership to this site might work for you.
|$19.95/30 days, rebills at $9.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 18||Pics per set: 110||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 8+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 6 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: No
Windows (1440x1080; 6799k)
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-zipped high-res photo sets
-no future updates
-no streaming videos
-no portable formats