Visit Sausage Party

Now normally, if I hear the term "Sausage Party" that would normally be coming from some straight dude disappointed that the house party he crashed has turned out to be more of a chin-dig than a chick-dig. Of course, if I arrive somewhere and there are more cocks to be sucked than there are to be blocked, I'm in a dick-loving hog's heaven. But that's not exactly what this collection is all about.

I was quite upset in fact when my coworker A.K. ended up reviewing the mobile version of SausageParty. I don't mean to be a jealous guy, but I had checked out part of the promo tour when I read the sitename, because I was curious whether it was a straight CFNM (clothed female/naked male) site or a gay one. When I saw it was a clothed males/naked male site, I wished that I had reviewed it.

When I realized that the standard site hadn't been added to my queue, I made sure that the guy who adds sites added it straightaway (or should I say "gayaway"). Now I've never really been a fan of strip clubs, because I don't really understand wanting to get all hot and bothered just to jerk off at home alone later. That's what hardcore Internet porn is for in my opinion, but here dancers give more intimate performances. Complete with letting the spectators give them handjobs and blowjobs.

In fact in some of the 19 high-def, streaming-only videos you'll see some anal sex going down, although sometimes the stripper and his biggest fan move somewhere slightly more private for the action. Other times, actually more often than not, it turns into one all-out orgy. You can also check out 18 photo sets that when clicked in the center of each pic opens to a full-sized version in a new window.

You don't get any bonus sites and at this point the collection hasn't been updated in over three months at least. I can't exactly be sure if or when they might add something again, but having some experience with other sites from the same company, I know that the update schedules can be rather sporadic. All the same, Sausage Party has some unique scenes that make it tempting, if only it was growing and had downloadable vids.