Keep an eye to the sky for flying pigs because the day has come that I can enjoy "America's Next Top Model." I never thought it would happen, but, then again, I never imagined that I'd come across a version of the show that would feature Sasha Grey taking on two dicks at a time. This much-improved take on the TV show comes to us from Dirty Parodies and they've also got naughty versions of the films "Halloween" and "Bring It On."
Unless you've been living under a rock, you've no doubt noticed that porn parodies are exploding in popularity at the moment. Hollywood movies, old TV shows and even comics are getting the porn treatment. Some adaptations are more faithful to the source material than others and this fact is evident on DirtyParodies.
The website's version of "Halloween" delivers everything you'd expect it to. There's creepy music, a guy dressed as Michael Myers, brutal murders and lots of raunchy sex. The site's two other parodies mostly just feature fucking, though the "Bring It On" one does have girls in cheerleader outfits and that's always appreciated.
There are only 29 videos right now and if Jay Sherman from "The Critic" were writing this review, he would tell you that "it stinks" that you get so few movies. On a similar note, Siskel and Ebert would undoubtedly give the update schedule "two thumbs down" because you have to wait anywhere from two weeks to two months before you get new videos.
Though there aren't many of them, there's still a lot to like about the videos. Gorgeous girls like Ashlynn Brooke, Bree Olson, Lexi Belle and Raven Alexis are showcased in the scenes and the flicks can all be streamed in an embedded Flash player, as well as downloaded in Windows Media files and more than half of them are available in high-def.
There are 58 photo galleries to look through and new pics are generally added each week. There aren't all that many images per set, but you can still go ahead and download them in Zip files if you want. You can also view the good-looking pictures in slideshows. Quick note: whenever a preview thumbnail doesn't have a camera drawn on the corner, the gallery actually contains vid caps.
There are 13 other sites included with a membership, so there's a lot of extra porn to enjoy while you wait for new parodies to be posted. There are sites like Dirty Teen Idols, Secretary Seductions and Stocking Secrets, just to name a few. You can also keep busy by taking a look at a number of video feeds.More content is needed and it would be great if you got new movies on a more regular basis. That said, Dirty Parodies is on its way to becoming a great site. You can give it a quick look now or come back once it has a little more to offer.
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|Limited Trial $4.95/1 day, rebills at $24.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 58||Pics per set: 20||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 29+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 22 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
Windows (1280x720; 5000k)
Flash (1280x720; 1800k; streaming)
Windows (1280x720; 2000k)
Pros & Cons
-mostly high-def movies
-zipped photo sets
-small amount of content
-infrequent video updates
-no portable video formats
- Initial review: 11/10/2011