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At first I didn't really know what to expect from a site called Dirtygardengirl. Is she a chick who likes to masturbate and fuck in gardens? I continued to ponder. Garden. Vegetables. Flowers. Roses. Rosebuds. BINGO! Yes, this site is all about bizarre insertions and anal and cervical prolapse. You will also see deep-throat blowjobs, triple anal and pussy fisting, wax play, BDSM, urethral sounding and speculum play. This site is for the extreme porn fan.

Dirtygardengirl is also known as Donna Flower and she likes to deflower her holes on a regular basis. Large anal beads, balls, fruit and veggies of all sizes, huge toys and multiple fists disappear in her holes. It really doesn't take much for this chick to show her rosebud. In one scene, I watched her pump her cervix out (and play with it) and all the while her red prolapse is creeping out inch by inch.

The design is fine and navigation is okay because of the clear sections, but there is a lot of scrolling in both the movie and photo areas. It would be handy to have numbered page links to make navigation a bit smoother. I also think that keyword tags would help members find something specific (like belly bulging or horse speculum, let's say) in a more timely fashion.

There are 243 extreme videos and, based on the dates, new ones are added about six times a month. New photos are added between the video updates. The downside is that you can't save any of the scenes or any of the images in the 162 photo sets. They claim this is because people tend to share the downloaded content, so if you have a problem with this, blame all those porn pirates out there.

You can choose between a low, medium and full HD streaming video format and it clearly states how much bandwidth you need in order for it to play properly. The medium format was the one for me and I watched Donna pump her asshole out, gag herself with a long pink dildo and get her prolapsed bumhole fingered by a masked babe in a bubble bath. For those very much into this kind of raunch, you'll see Donna getting her rosebud licked by both men and women.

The photos are spectacular. You can enjoy up-close shoots of her prolapsed bum in the bath and her holes getting plunged by several hands at once. I watched this wild hottie push her asshole out while in the garden, so it really was a propos. You can't imagine just how red that rosebud is until you see it in high-resolution photography, let me tell you! You can view the photos in low, medium and high options. There are also screenshots.

There's a blog and she posts an entry about once a month. She goes over recent shoots and her feelings on them, which is pretty cool. There's some wallpaper and you also get a bio in the "about" section. If you're into anal prolapse, butt and pussy stretching, and the more extreme side of porn, you'll grow to love Dirtygardengirl. I know I sure did!

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Average Score: 62.8

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User Rating: 35/100 (total: 3 comments)
  • Comment by: curious - Score: 35/100 - Date: 1/2/2014
    Despite the warnings, I thought I'd give it a go and accept that I'd have to wait a whiles for each clip to buffer.
    The material really is awesome, but I live in an area of poor broadband (
  • Comment by: Jack - Score: 70/100 - Date: 10/12/2013
    Great kinky content that's unlike any other site out there. Fairly frequent updates and good video quality. The big downside to this site, and why I canceled after a few months, is that nothing can be downloaded. None of the popular streaming downloaders work either -- this site has gone to great lengths to ensure you can never download. It's a shame really. If they allowed downloads they'd have my subscription in perpetuity.

    The other problem they have is that their site doesn't have a lot of bandwidth. I have a 30 megabit connection, and even the medium-quality videos could not stream into my browser in real time. So the viewing experience is awkward: If you want to watch anything better than Low quality, you either have to suffer through frequent "rebuffering" pauses, or you need to wait 5 minutes for enough of the video to queue so you can watch it uninterrupted. The site takes a lot of patience.
  • Comment by: DGGISASCAM - Score: N/A - Date: 7/26/2012
    I cancelled my sub just 1 day after joining because the videos can't be downloaded!! Complete scam when they never tell anybody until after they have taken their money.

    Avoid at all costs.
    Reply from RabbitsReviews (Date:07/30/2012): You should always check the "Content" section at the top of the page, so you know for sure if you can stream or download. We only have Flash streaming listed as a video format. Also, we have "streaming-only videos" listed as a con AND we have it noted in the written review that the videos can't be downloaded.
Price:
$29.99/30 days
Cross Sales: No
Content
Pic sets: 162+ Pics per set: 100 Zip sets: No
Pic Res: 1600x1200 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 243+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 10 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: Flash (1920x1080; N/A; streaming)
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Independent Biller(s): CCBill, Epoch
Customer Service: admin@dirtygardengirl.com


Pros & Cons
pros -high-def videos
-exclusive content
-full-length movies
cons -streaming-only videos
-no bonus sites
-no zipped photo sets
Main Category: Bizarre Porn
Updated on: 1/26/2014 01/26/2014- Stays at 72. -April
03/04/2013- From 74 to 72: More content, but less frequent updates. -A.K.

- Initial review: 10/27/2011
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