Pros and Cons
- full-length downloads
- easy navigation
- bonus sites
- nonexclusive content
- discontinued updates
- only vid caps
Well, military chicks are pretty tough stock and quite frankly, nothing reinforces that fact more than watching them take long schlongs up their tight behinds as they do on Uniform Ass. The site claims, "Girls with guns can have anything they want, and these slutty soldiers want some military cock to fill their gaping holes." Well, I didn't see any actual firearms lying about, but quite a few love guns are being cocked and are blasting loads of military man goo.
Just like a sharp shooter, UniformAss gets right to the point when you sign into the members' area. The sections are listed on the upper right-hand side of the page and you can easily find what you're looking for there. The latest updates are on the main page, but just click "all videos" to get to all of the content. There are 20 movies of camo-clad chicks sucking cock and getting their army asses fingered and fucked real "drill" sergeants.
You're able to save the flicks in about six to eight Windows Media clips or you can go ahead and download the full-length version in an MPEG format. You'll get average-quality playback from either option. Images come with every scene, but these are just vid caps. They can be a bit blurry at times, as screen caps tend to be, but you'll get good frame-by-frame action of the babe stroking and fingering her plump bottom.
Although the design is focused on military babes, the scenes themselves don't really stick to that theme. Yes, the chick is dressed in military garb, but there is no plot that revolves around it. All the scenes I watched started with a hot chick fingering her bum and talking dirty, so if you like your ass nailing with a side of potty mouth, you're in for a good time.
The content isn't dated, but I did a little checking around and it looks like this site has stopped updating. That's a sad state of affairs, but the site does deserve a medal of honor for offering 42 bonus sites. These explore niches like Femdom, Latina, DP, MILF, midgets, creampies and more. Girls On Party and White Ass Banged are two examples you can peruse.
There is undoubtedly some raunchy anal sex to be seen on Uniform Ass, but it's a little tough to look past the small amount, average quality and lack of updating. And since the site isn't growing, I don't have much hope that things are going to improve, either. The real value here seems to be in the bonuses. *Note: The trial is only available through SegPay.