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It's no secret that I love hot babes and I've definitely got a thing for dirty ones. As such, you'd expect that a website like Dirty Hot Productions would be right up my alley. Well, I will say that I rather enjoyed its scenes, but I wasn't completely enamored with the site as a whole. Read on and I'll explain myself.
DirtyHotProductions brings you stunning girls with filthy minds. These chicks have no problem getting down and dirty on camera and in this case they usually do it in scripted scenes. Yes, there's some "porn acting" to sit through, but it barely takes up any time as the performers don't delay too much in getting to work. Seeing how good these girls look, I can't blame the guys for wanting to get right to the blowjobs and/or hardcore sex.
The girls might be young, but it sure seems like they've managed to accumulate a lot of sexual experience in a very short time. They suck cock like real pros and they have no trouble taking a deep-dickin' from their male costars. They also delight in getting splashed with spunk as their scenes reach their climax. I have my favorites for sure, but I'm disappointed that I can't save them to my own personal list. Also the "like/dislike" feature seems to be disabled, so only some scenes are rated.
There are 63 videos, but the last update was almost a month ago, so I'm not sure if that slow down in growth is temporary or not. The movies can be streamed and downloaded in a couple of MP4 formats. The better of the two gives you mostly good-quality playback, but some come in HD. The other one is meant to be used for portable devices and also serves as the streaming version (you have to wait for it to preload before you can jump ahead though).
There are also 33 photo galleries and although that isn't that many, they do vary in size and some are quite large. Sometimes the photo set that comes with a video will be split into solo and hardcore subsets, but they're simply parts of the same shoot and I've only counted them as one. You'll find some high-res pics and you can view them in a slideshow, but there aren't any Zip files.
There's a blog and you can download some desktop wallpaper, but that's it as far as extras go. Overall, Dirty Hot Productions needs to step up the updating if it wants to retain its members.
|By: Chris Parker|
|Number of Reviews: 1176|
|Average Score: 63.8|
|$1.95/2 days, rebills at $24.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 33+||Pics per set: 50||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 63+||HD Porn: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 24 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
MP4 (1280x720; 2000k)
MP4 (720x480; 820k; streaming)
MP4 (720x480; 2495k)
Pros & Cons
-some high-def videos
-some high-res pics
-no zipped photo sets
-no bonus sites
- Initial review: 7/28/2011