Dirty Hot Teens

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Chris Parker 

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1070
Average Score: 65

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Those who visit Dirty Hot Teens will certainly notice that the models are indeed dirty, hot and in their teens. They might also notice that the little cuties look awfully familiar. If they do, it's only because the exact same girls appear in the exact same scenes on a website called Dirty Hot Productions.

Despite having its own URL and tour, DirtyHotTeens is just another door into DirtyHotProductions and it has been nearly a month since anything new was added to either. While that's unfortunate, I will say that the news isn't all bad, as both websites bring you sensational scenes filled with handjobs, blowjobs and raunchy hardcore sex.

The movies usually have some kind of script, but you needn't panic, because you won't have to suffer too long while the "actors practice their craft" and by that statement I don't mean to deride their acting abilities or anything. It's just that you haven't come for fancy plotlines or moving dialogue. You're looking for dick vids, not chick flicks, so it all about the hard pounding action.

There are a modest 63 videos to check out. Besides the better of the downloadable MP4s being good in quality or even HD, each flick is of a decent length with the average runtime 24 minutes. A minor negative is that the MP4s have to preload before you can skip ahead when you're streaming them.

One vid that really did it for me stars a Euro teen by the name of Paula Lee. In it, she slowly takes off her red panties and gives us an amazing look at her spectacular ass. Next, she rubs her busty chest all over a dude, treating him to a titty fucking before having him plow her pussy. Naturally, she also gives him a mean blowjob that you'll remember for the rest of your life.

Another scene I think you'll enjoy stars Talia Palmer. It has her getting arrested for smuggling, so the cop brings her in to lock her up. She confesses to the crime, so the cop deals out her punishment: with his cock! I just wish that I could save these favorites of mine and I also don't have the option of commenting on any of the shoots. There was a like/dislike option, but it seems to have been disabled.

There are 33 photo sets, although it may look like a bit more, because for some scenes they've subdivided the spreads into a solo and hardcore section. Many of the photos are high-res and they can be viewed in slideshows. Unfortunately, you do not have the option to save them in Zip folders. This is a shame because the average number of photos per set is around 50.

A blog and some desktop wallpaper are all that's available in the extras department, which is disappointing because some additional sites or other goodies would definitely add some value to a membership, although I'd never recommend any site solely on those. Dirty Hot Teens falls into a niche that has far too many better sites for me to recommend this one.

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