For the last little while, there's been a steady increase in the number of home renovation and building shows on TV. Now, I'm not generally one of those do-it-yourself types, but some of the handymen on these programs have inspired me to do something for myself. Shirtless hunks in tool belts pounding nails into planks makes me drool and yank. On Under Construction Boys, you'll get more than a glimpse of hot, sweaty workmen, though.
Indeed, UnderConstructionBoys is less about erecting dream homes and more about dreamy young builders and their erect boners. In fact, it doesn't seem as if much work manages to get done in the 24 videos and six photo sets (although that doesn't mean I wouldn't hire these models to do some work around my house).
The movies can be streamed in an embedded player and downloaded in three MP4 formats, including one that offers great-quality playback. As for the pictures, they're high-res and can be viewed in slideshows. You're supposed to be able to save the galleries in Zip folders, too, but the function doesn't work.
You'll occasionally get to view a finished room, but most of the time the youthful workers are screwing around, giving blowjobs and fucking. Apparently Eastern European twinks don't make the most reliable employees, even if they make for some of the sexiest ones. Granted, sometimes the blowjobs and sex are supposed to be some kind of punishment for being slackers.
Still, if I thought I was going to get laid every time I got a little lazy then I'd probably have stopped writing this review a few minutes ago. However, in my case, I just wouldn't get paid, so I guess I'll continue to tell you what you'll get. To be fair my employment involves watching what these guys are doing in pairs and threesomes (blowjobs and bareback sex) even when I'm (literally) hard at work.
There really aren't that many scenes. In fact, there are less photos than there used to be and the dates suggest the site first went live years after we initially reviewed it. This would indicate that they were rotating the content at one point, but it looks like they added a new movie recently. Hopefully we'll get more content soon.
A few bonus sites come with a membership. There's Boys Pee Pee, Red Ass Twinks and two others. Having access to them certainly helps things, but there's no getting around the fact that Under Construction Boys is a small website with too little content.
|By: Will Peters|
|Number of Reviews: 1487|
|Average Score: 64.0|
|Limited Trial $4.95/3 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 6+||Pics per set: 169||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1024x768||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 24+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 18 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
MP4 (1024x576; 4000k)
MP4 (1024x576; 1500k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||SegPay, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-small amount of content
-no recent photo updates
-only mp4 downloads
01/12/2014- From 62 to 60: Stopped updating. -Adam
06/07/2013- From 70 to 62: Less content. -A.K.
- Initial review: 6/7/2011