For the last while, there's been a steady increase in the number of home renovation and building shows on TV. Now, I'm not generally one of those do-it-yourself types, but some of the handymen on these programs have inspired me to do something for myself. Shirtless hunks in tool belts pounding nails into planks makes me drool and yank. On Under Construction Boys, you'll get more than a glimpse of hot, sweaty workmen though.
Indeed, UnderConstructionBoys is less about erecting dream homes and more about young builders and their dreamy erect boners. In fact, it doesn't seem as if much work manages to get done in the 23 high-def videos that are added to each week. The same is true in the 23 high-res photo sets. They can all be viewed in automatic slideshows as well as downloaded in Zip files.
You'll occasionally get to view a finished room, but most of the time the youthful workers are screwing around, giving blowjobs and fucking. Apparently Eastern European twinks don't make the most reliable employees, even if they make for some of the sexiest ones. Granted, sometimes the blowjobs and sex are supposed to be some kind of punishment for being slackers.
Still, if I thought I was going to get laid every time I got a little lazy then I'd probably have stopped writing this review a few minutes ago. However, in my case, I just wouldn't get paid, so I guess I'll continue to tell you what you'll get. To be fair my employment involves watching what these guys are doing in pairs and threesomes (blowjobs and bareback sex) even when I'm (literally) hard at work.
There are no bonuses and there really aren't that many scenes yet, but you might still want to get a membership for at least a month. I guess it depends on what pace you watch your porn at, because some people might find weekly updates are fast enough to stick around longer. Under Construction Boys will take some time to build to a more pleasing size, but the quality is top notch.
|$4.95/3 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 23||Pics per set: 200||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 23+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 18 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: No
Windows (1440x1080; 4000k)
Flash (960x544; N/A; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||Zombaio, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-zipped high-res photo sets
-not much content
-no portable video formats
-no bonus sites