Classic Porn Box

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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
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Classic Porn Box brings you smut from the '70s and '80s as well as a limited number from the '90s. You'll see all the female pornstars of the golden pornographic age, like Nina Hartley, Marilyn Chambers and Ginger Lynn. You can also see some big-name males, like Ron Jeremy, John Holmes and a positively boyish-faced Peter North.

You can watch famous flicks like "Deep Throat" that helped to stabilize the success of the adult industry during the porno chic era of the late '60s to about the mid-'80s. As you will see by most of the movies on ClassicPornBox, the sexual revolution was in full force and because condom use was not a safety concern, there was certainly a feeling of liberation conveyed on screen.

There's also usually some kind of plot for the 737 full-length movies, unlike the reality porn that rose to prevalence in the last decade or the even more contemporary spat of gonzo-style smut. You can expect great-quality bit rates for many movies, although because the footage is rather old and sourced from film reels or VHS tapes, how it looks on screen varies.

I love the classics, because there's more of an all-American amateur appeal to many of the performers. For example, many of the slim chicks have small, but all-natural breasts. The babes with bigger boobs have nice curves all over. The dudes tend to be athletic without looking like all they do is work out at the gym. Both genders have body hair, so you better like bush on your girls and be ready for some hairy chests and those famous pornstaches on the boys.

You can check out 46 photo sets and, again, quality varies. You'll see some high-res images, but also there are scanned magazine pictorials, box covers and vid caps that aren't so impressive. Still, it is enjoyable to see some of the flashy florescent colors along with the big hair and makeup of the '80s.

Updates have sometimes been a couple of weeks apart, but they've always included multiple titles at once. However, I've been told that the update schedule is going to be ramped up to once every five days. Classic Porn Box earns my recommendation for those into old-school porn.

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  • Comment by: basti

    Score: 5% Date: 06/16/2013

    nice page but it doesn't look like it has updated in over two years.
    Reply from RabbitsReviews (Date:06/17/2013): That's because it hasn't, basti. We are working to get an updated review posted.