Just the other day I was talking to a friend who knows what I do for a living and sometimes asks me to recommend different sites. Well, this time he was asking me if I knew of any that had gloryhole content with fake penises that shot huge loads of fake cum all over clothed or semi-nude chicks. At the time I had nothing to tell him, but next time I see him I can tell him to check out Slime Wave.
Okay, to be honest, my friend never asked me about such a site. I mean, who would have even thought of such a site? Well, the guys and girls behind SlimeWave thought of it and made it a reality. The site's got a brand new face and it looks mighty fine. Navigation is pretty simple too.
There are 129 episodes and getting to them isn't that hard. When you first sign in you'll be presented with the latest network news and events. To get to all the slime 'n' sex, just click "updates" and then you can sort the offerings in a few different ways. The thumbnails are large, showing you exactly the kind of messy action you're about to see.
Each movie can be streamed in an embedded player and also downloaded as MP4s. The downloads come with three quality options, the highest of which is a gorgeous HD format. They look to be updating about once a week these days. You'll also get high-res pics in all the photo galleries.
The scenes take place in a variety of settings, though a number of them have been shot on a set designed to look like a bathroom. For some reason it is a female bathroom with urinals on the wall. Not to mention a hole in the wall with a fake cock sticking through. The chicks walk in and within a few moments notice the cock. They all seem quite intrigued and for some reason feel the need to stroke and suck it.
After stroking and sucking, the gorgeous Eastern European babes are surprised by what seems like a never-ending stream of thick fake cum that covers them. They like it and go for more, so that by the time they're done filming, they look like they took a custard shower.
It seems like the site has decided to get more people involved in the scenes and recent ones often feature two or three players - along with the large loads of fake cum, of course. Sometimes there are two gals lapping at the dick in the hole, other times a dude is fucking the chick while she gets glazed and many others have lesbian strapon sex.
There are 21 other Tainster sites that bring their own value to the mix, such as, All WAM, Pornstars At Home and Fully Clothed Sex. There are also live and archived shows to take in. You can find a schedule for the next one as well as the archive and the models in the "live" area of the site. You can also read a blog and check in at the "community" tab, adding friends and posting to their walls.
The amount of content continues to grow and there's already a decent amount of porn to keep busy with. With a unique (albeit slightly comical) high-quality collection, Slime Wave will get you going with its gloryhole WAM porn. It's worth a look.
$24.00/30 days (Reg. $
$60.00/90 days (Reg. $
$107.00/180 days (Reg. $
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 129+||Pics per set: 150||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1600x1200||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 129+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 12 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
MP4 (1920x1080; 7150k)
MP4 (960x540; 2240k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||VXS Billing, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-can't leave comments
-no advanced search
-only mp4 downloads
12/19/2012- From 72 to 73: Usability score adjustment. -April
02/25/2012- From 75 to 72: More content, but scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
10/18/2011- From 74 to 75: More content and scores adjusted to new criteria. -Chris
- Initial review: 5/14/2011