Heavy On Hotties

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April Scott

By: April Scott
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When I first saw the sitename Heavy On Hotties, I figured I would be seeing some hefty honeys. Rolls of tummy, cottage-cheese thighs and bulging boobs and bums came to mind. If you thought the same thing, welcome to Wrong City. I'm the mayor and you can be my assistant. The hotties aren't heavy - the site just has a heavy amount of attractive women for your greedy eyes.

The babes on HeavyOnHotties are all slim and sexy. You'd think that the dude fucking these chicks is cut, chiseled and a real cutie. Well, not so much. The guy has extra poundage, dyed blonde hair that he spikes up with too much gel and the way he manhandles these babes, I want to say the only way he can get with them is to pay them to be in his shoots. So, there is where the "heavy" comes in!

Most of the 51 movies are divided up into clips, but there are a few that are just one clip. Depending on the scene, you can download the vids in great-quality Windows Media or poor-quality Flash files. (The most recent ones offer HD.) Each model also has one or two photo galleries of high-res images, bringing you a total of around 90 photo galleries. The pics are nice and clear and you can save them all in Zip files. 

The collection is organized by model. There are about four pages of thumbnails and when you click on the babe you want to see, you have her pics and vids in one place with a little description of the content. You don't get much info on her, save for a name, where she's from and her age. All of these beauties seem to hail from Eastern Europe. Given there are so few pages it isn't a huge hassle, but it is still annoying that there is no pagination and you need to go through all the pages before you can get back to the first. There isn't even a menu or sections or any kind of navigational help.

Most of the models I checked out barely spoke any English. The guy speaks to them and they nod or answer, but sometimes they look a little lost, so the conversation doesn't last long. He is then grabbing at their tits and ass and kissing them soundly on the mouth.

That is usually the extent of the first clip. The second moves on to her sucking his uncut cock and then he dives into the babe's muff and then the hardcore sex starts. The cum usually lands on her tits or face and the model gives the camera a good shot of the spunk all over her.

The Heavy On Hotties material isn't dated, but in the last six months they have added 11 videos. This would seem to imply an update about once every two weeks. There isn't any bonus content to hold you over either. I have to admit that I've seen better, but if you get off on watching an average Joe get lucky with a bunch of Euro honeys, then you might stop by here for a month.

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