The Minion Mobile

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A.K. Anderson 

By: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1179
Average Score: 66

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The Minion is too big a guy to actually carry around. But his website, The Minion Mobile, is definitely portable. Now this fat, funny, small-dicked dude and his adventures with gorgeous babes can be viewed on your portable device wherever you have a connection to the Internet.

The navigation on TheMinionMobile is good, but the design leaves a lot to be desired. So far there are 166 videos and 156 photo sets (the same can be found on the non-mobile version of The Minion). One difference between the site now and the last time we were here is that there are now photo sets available with each scene.

The videos look average on your portable device and just don't look as high in quality as they do on your computer. However, your membership gets you free access to the non-mobile version, so when you are home you can watch the action there.

The other thing both versions have in common is slow updating. These days he looks to be adding a new scene about once every five or six weeks. Thankfully, there is already enough content for it to be worthwhile to check out.

If you don't know The Minion, then you are in for something you have probably never seen before. Always eating and/or snorting drugs (obviously fake), this fat man often does more talking than fucking. But the hotties he brings in put in a lot of effort to get him off and in the end they get a load of jizz down their throats.

Speaking of mobile and non-mobile versions of sites, your membership gets you access to 18 bonus sites and their mobile and non-mobile versions, like Watching My Mom Go Black Mobile, Spring Thomas Mobile and Candy Monroe Mobile, to name but a few.

While it would be nice if they improved the quality of the videos and started updating more regularly, this guy is a real character and The Minion Mobile is worth checking out. The bonus network doesn't hurt either, especially given that the membership is a few bucks higher than I think it should be.

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