Lesbian Army

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Wayne King

By: Wayne King
Number of Reviews: 78
Average Score: 66

The pink platoon, the gay militia and the Lesbian Army are all phrases I heard growing up about the homosexual men and women in my area. Evidently, the makers of this site heard those expressions as well as they have taken one of them and spun them into a site with a very unique approach.

LesbianArmy is more than just a sitename, it's the whole premise of the site. As you'll see on the tour and later in the members' area, the setup is that of a militia comprised solely of cute, tight-bodied hotties who are commanded by hard-driving task masters. The stark yellow and black design, besides being unappealing, is also awkward to navigate, because although there is only one page to scroll through, the bonus content is thrown in among the main content.

For example, you will see more than twice the 21 videos that actually belong to the site, which makes a quite small collection appear a lot bigger. At any rate, the vids are available for download in Windows Media files that provide mostly average-quality playback, although some are good in quality. The scenes run 20 to 25 minutes each.

There's an aggressiveness that pervades the scenes, whether it's a new recruit being tied against the wall, forced to suck on a massive strapon, made to run around an obstacle course naked or getting on their hands and knees and digging a trench. If the interplay of female power gets you warm and fuzzy inside, you'll find a lot to enjoy about this site.

The performers speak another language and there are no subtitles. In a lot of cases, this isn't an issue because once he sex starts you stop caring about where it comes from. A part of the allure with this material, however, is the female commanders barking orders at their cadets and listening to the cadets apologize or express devotion. Watching the scenes, you get a sense of it, but not the full impact unless you understood the language.

Most videos come with a gallery of pics, while others have vid caps. The 21 photo galleries provide massive, super high-res pics that are some of the best parts of the site. The size of the galleries vary wildly, from as few as 20 to as many as 150 images in a set. Zip files are not included.

Updates ended way back in 2011 it would seem. Membership grants you access to Special Exercises, which features more lesbian content. They have a link at the top of the page asking for requests, so you can turn your military-themed fantasy into a reality. If you like your lesbian content to be assertive, Lesbian Army is right up your alley.

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  • Comment by: Wink

    Score: 10% Date: 04/21/2014

    Site has been inactive for at least two years!