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Tuesday O'Neil

Tuesday O'Neil Favorite Quote: "That's the stupidest thing I've heard since Lord Nelson, at the Battle of Trafalgar, raised the signal: 'England knows Lady Hamilton is a virgin, cut my arm off and poke out my eye if I'm wrong.'" - Blackadder
Favorite Sites: InkedAndi, IvanaFukalot, WowGirls
Number of Reviews: 77 Average Score: 64
Dating Reviews: N/A Average Score: N/A
User Rating: 30/100

My Take: I'm glad I can help people sort through the incredible amount of porn on the Internet. It's kind of like being a Sherpa, without all the heavy lifting. No matter how strange or obscure you think your fetish is, someone in the world shares it - and has probably made a site about it. When I write about a site, you can expect a fair evaluation of the content and a lot of riffing on the site name. I would be happy with just the cushy office chair I get to sit in, but getting paid makes this a pretty sweet gig. It's fun to see just how broad human sexuality can be, the people are nice and at the end of the day, I can make my rent.

When's your birthday?
September 18

What's your hometown?
Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Al Capone once kept a mistress in Guelph for his Canadian bootlegging runs. That's all I've got.

Favorite books?
The Brothers Karamazov, Oscar and Lucinda, The End of the Affair, Our Man in Havana and Pride and Prejudice, but only if I get to drink tea while reading it, and imagine the garbage truck going by is really Mr. Darcy on his horse coming to collect me.

Favorite movies?
Whoah, too many to list. I'll keep it to ten total. Classy stuff: The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Sunset Boulevard, Amarcord and The Red Shoes. Trashy Stuff: Every zombie movie ever, Commando, Predator, Die Hard and Dirty Dancing

Fave TV Shows?
Brazilian telenovelas. I haven't learned Portuguese yet, but I'm pretty sure Maria wants her baby back. Blackadder, Little Britain, The IT Crowd and The Tudors.

Fave sexual positions?
Whoa, getting a little fresh aren't we?

Fave porn niche?
Lesbian

Favorite music?
I'm stuck in the 80s, from New Order to The Smiths. I will make the occasional detour into funk though.

Favorite drink?
Gin and Tonic

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User Rating: 30/100 (total: 2 comments)
  • Comment by: smsaew - Score: 45/100 - Date: 4/23/2011
    awesome
  • Comment by: Coralee - Score: 15/100 - Date: 4/21/2011
    You're the greatest! JMHO