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Chris Parker

Chris Parker Favorite Quote:

"With great power comes great responsibility."  -Stan Lee

Favorite Sites: VelvetMag, LexingtonSteele, RoccoSiffredi
Number of Reviews: 1147 Average Score: 64
Dating Reviews: N/A Average Score: N/A
User Rating: 90/100

My Take: I love the work we do here. Users can expect in-depth and trustworthy analyses of just about every kind of porn site you can imagine. I think we're doing the porn-viewing public a great service by pointing them toward websites that they can feel good about joining. I've been reviewing sites for a while now and it's still pretty surreal to me sometimes. I've learned that I probably won't ever get tired of seeing chicks dressed in schoolgirl uniforms and that a woman can indeed fit her entire foot inside a man's ass. At the end of the day, though, I'm being paid to look at porn. I'd probably be doing the same thing at home for free if I wasn't working here, so I think I've got a pretty sweet job.

When's your birthday?
December 4, 1982

What's your hometown?
Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Favorite books?
I don't really have a favorite book, but I do have a ton of comics that I absolutely adore. In fact, my comic collection is so large that it's a wonder I get laid at all.

Favorite movies?
I like a whole lot of movies, but some of my favorites include Battle Royale, The Dark Night, Dawn of the Dead (1978), the Evil Dead flicks, Kill Bill, Spider Man 2 and X Men 2.

Fave TV Shows?
I watch hockey on TV and that's about it.

Fave sexual positions?
It depends on my mood, though I often like to mix things up during sex.

Fave porn niche?
I'm a fan of the teen niche and I've got a big thing for schoolgirl uniforms.

Favorite music?
I'm a big fan of alternative and indie rock. You'll often catch me listening to stuff like Sufjan Stevens, Death Cab For Cutie, Fountains of Wayne, The Eels, Nada Surf and (old) Weezer.

Favorite drink?
I'm pretty fond of orange juice, chocolate milk and beer.

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User Rating: 90/100 (total: 12 comments)
  • Comment by: fabio - Score: 100/100 - Date: 2/28/2013
    thank you, preggo tegan's clip lesbo is on -line now!
    Reply from RabbitsReviews Chris (Date:02/28/2013): Glad we could help! Did you get the email we sent?
  • Comment by: fabio - Score: 100/100 - Date: 2/24/2013
    Hi, the thing that really is very negative is that the webmaster does not respond, I wrote to them 10 times, no response, and in the tour page pictures Lesbos there are always
  • Comment by: fabio - Score: 100/100 - Date: 2/21/2013
    Thank you for your support, I find that it is a tease, it cannot be advertising a product that there is, inter alia, nor is it present in future updates, I have written to them that I have subscribed for that, I don't understand what the problem is to put the videos on the site.

  • Comment by: fabio - Score: 95/100 - Date: 2/19/2013
    I did subscribe just to see movies Lesbos but website there are only twelve movies, I wrote them and they replied that the photos of the tour will be the next updates, it's not fair!
    Reply from RabbitsReviews Chris (Date:02/20/2013): Thanks for the comments! We checked the site and you're absolutely correct. We sent you an email. If you didn't receive it, contact us by one of the methods above. We will see if we can do something for you. :)
  • Comment by: fabio - Score: 100/100 - Date: 2/18/2013
    Dear Chris,
    i have a sub.with Preggo Tegan,but in ther site there is not lesbian action
    Reply from RabbitsReviews Chris (Date:02/19/2013): The first scene on the tour is a lesbian so I'm not sure how you can't find it. But we are checking on it!
  • Comment by: Nelle - Score: 20/100 - Date: 5/1/2011
    TYVM you've sloved all my problems
  • Comment by: barrie - Score: 80/100 - Date: 2/23/2011
    my wife julie from houston texas loves to be spied on by me her hubby and done so for yesrs
  • Comment by: jenn6789 - Score: 100/100 - Date: 2/21/2011
    i love chris!
  • Comment by: Johnny - Score: 90/100 - Date: 11/2/2010
    awesome poem dude! keep on porn rapping and review
  • Comment by: Max C. - Score: 100/100 - Date: 8/24/2010
    Thank you for your review and comments. We will happy to see more
  • Comment by: johnnie - Score: 100/100 - Date: 5/2/2010
    Thanks for reviewing us and the nice comments.
  • Comment by: Dominatrix - Score: 100/100 - Date: 7/31/2009
    Great reviews, I enjoy reading and learning from t