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When's your birthday?
December 4, 1982
What's your hometown?
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
I don't really have a favorite book, but I do have a ton of comics that I absolutely adore. In fact, my comic collection is so large that it's a wonder I get laid at all.
I like a whole lot of movies, but some of my favorites include Battle Royale, The Dark Night, Dawn of the Dead (1978), the Evil Dead flicks, Kill Bill, Spider Man 2 and X Men 2.
Fave TV Shows?
I watch hockey on TV and that's about it.
Fave sexual positions?
It depends on my mood, though I often like to mix things up during sex.
Fave porn niche?
I'm a fan of the teen niche and I've got a big thing for schoolgirl uniforms.
I'm a big fan of alternative and indie rock. You'll often catch me listening to stuff like Sufjan Stevens, Death Cab For Cutie, Fountains of Wayne, The Eels, Nada Surf and (old) Weezer.
I'm pretty fond of orange juice, chocolate milk and beer.