|Favorite Quote:||"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits." - George Carlin|
|Favorite Sites:||METArt, ATKNaturalandHairy, CreampieSurprise, HometownAmateurs|
|Number of Reviews:||68||Average Score: 66|
|Dating Reviews:||N/A||Average Score: N/A|
My Take: Some things in porn surprise me and by the end of the day I'm mentally exhausted, but that just means I've done my very best to give our readers everything I've got. I always thought I was fair in my assessments of what other people find arousing and attractive. Working here has made me realize I was never even close. We've seen the cream of the crop, the bottom of the barrel and all of the smut in between. Our job is not only to make sure you're not getting ripped off, but also to tell you where you're going to get the most for your money. Hopefully, surfers also get a kick out of reading some of them, because we have a grand time writing them.
When's your birthday?
I'm a Taurus
What's your hometown?
I like to change that every time someone asks me. In reality, my hometown is New York City, but I'm not there much.
Notes From The Underground, The Metamorphosis, The Art Of War, anything by David Sedaris
I've seen them all, so it's hard to choose. For now, Reservoir Dogs, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, O Brother Where Art Thou? Fargo, Alien, Annie Hall, Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask, Seven
Fave TV Shows?
I haven't watched television in years.
Fave sexual positions?
Doggy style gives you a great view and as played out as missionary is, you can really get some good leverage and deep impact, but cowgirl is great for those precious moments (i.e. sucking on her nipples).
Fave porn niche?
Mature (older ladies do it best), 18-23 (innocence is a wonderful thing to waste), Creampies (put it where it belongs!) and Amateur (it makes picturing raunchy sex with that lady in the elevator that much easier)
Metallica, Bob Dylan, Beethoven, Nina Simone, Led Zeppelin, Tribe Called Quest, Jeru The Damaja, John Coltrane, Johnny Cash, Jedi Mind Tricks