I love getting gift cards for Christmas. Well, I love getting them anytime, but it just seems like the perfect present at the holidays. I mean, there are such great deals right after the big day, and with that little piece of plastic, you can really get what you want. Did you know that some big porn sites allow you to trade gift cards for a membership? I shit you not. I was a little surprised when I first came across this. Not only do these sites take a wide variety of cards, but how long you can join depends on how much your gift card is worth. How awesome is that?!

I have compiled a small list of sites that practice this for your convenience. Many of these are well-known mega-sites with big talent and lots of material, so let’s get kicking. Now, remember, these cards have to be unused. I personally checked all of these sites and the cool feature on the gift card payment page is that you can choose the card you have, put in the balance and you’ll be told how many days a membership the balance will get you. And perhaps the greatest thing about this kind of payment is that it’s anonymous and you don’t need a credit card.

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First and foremost, we have Naughty America. This site has been around for ages and offers you almost 35 sites. Guys bang their sister’s hot friends, their teachers, friends’ wives, their coworkers and more. Basically, this network covers almost every kind of fantasy hookup. They’ve been nominated for two RISE awards and took home the 2011 Reviewer’s Choice RISE Award. They have thousands of movies and as you can guess, thousands of pics to go along with them. Quality is also fantastic in Ultra HD and they update almost daily. Their gift cards include (but aren’t limited to) Wal-Mart, Starbucks, Target and Best Buy. Imagine buying smut with your Starbucks cash?

Teen Mega World is another option if your interests sway more toward horny teens.  There are 36 sites to behold here, and these include Teen Sex Movs, Creampie Angels and Old N Young. You’re also getting HD playback, frequent updates and a massive collection here. This site uses the same gift card options and just as an example, you can purchase a 60-day subscription to view all the randy teen sex you want with a $50 Wal-Mart card!

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If you’ve got a spare Best Buy gift card hanging out around and are more interested in busty chicks than a new Playstation, check out Vivid. That $150 card will get you a 530-day membership. That’s more than year! Wild swinging sex, interracial banging, creampies, DPs and more can all be seen in their collection.  Get out that unused $42 Target gift card, ‘cuz you can use it to purchase 59 days of Vivid! Be sure to also get  out your cards from Dick’s Sporting Goods, Home Depot and Red Lobster and put them to good use!

You might be thinking, well, I only have a $15 Starbucks card, what can I get for that? Well, how about 12 days membership to Spizoo! There are seven sites to access here and you’ll find luscious lesbians, amazing pornstars like Jessica Jaymes XXX, POV sex and more. Their quality is through the roof and they’re always adding more. Perhaps once you’re done with the 12 days, you’ll cough up that Costco card and extend your subscription!

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Last, but never least, is Pornstar Platinum. Now, this is another one that gives you access to over 30 sites. You’re getting material from top talent here, like Ava Devine, Angelina Valentine and Kendra Lust. The site scores a 90, so it’s got the goods in quality, quantity and exclusivity. Did you find a gift card to Bass Pro Shops in your stocking this year? It’s accepted here! Not big on the tasty dishes at Olive Garden or Cracker Barrel? Feats on the tasty delectable dishes on this site instead! It’s a win-win.

Who need another throw pillow from Home Depot or another double espresso from Starbucks… YOU NEED PORN. Get out the plastic, people. It’s time to masturbate.

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Staplers are my passion. I find pashminas threatening. I like filthy beats. I have 15 years of forklift experience. My favorite expression is, "That's muh name, don't wear it out!" No, seriously, I'm just a regular girl that steps into her panties one leg at a time. Perhaps not the brightest crayon in the box at times, but my kind of off-color has serious staying power. Ya feel me?

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