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‘Twas The Night Before XXXMas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and inside my home, Were six pretty pornstars all wanting to bone. I wasn’t that hung, but they didn’t quite care, They needed some penis and mine was right there! The pornstars were horny and naked in bed,...
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Abracadabra!

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick....
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Hung By The Fireplace Screensaver With Care

Growing up, I was always working the angles on my parents' generosity. Now, I don't recall the exact age I was - certainly old enough to know better - but I do remember my full-figured Aunt Bertha was visiting for the holidays. Thinking myself clever, Xmas...
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We Have Hundreds of Black Friday Deals!

Hey you! I'm guessing you're getting bombarded with Black Friday deals, huh? Electronics. Beauty Products. Apparel. Heck, even cars! Well, we've got something much better than that! We've got PORN DEALS. We're running hundreds of limited-time, super-low deals...
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Figuratively – Not Literally!

A husband and wife went to visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife spoke to the counselor alone. The counselor started by asking her, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?" The wife replied, "It's my husband, he's...